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Edited by Treebeard:
8/14/2014 11:55:30 AM
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I am an Ent who wants to play Destiny.
Yup. I'm an Ent who wants to play Destiny.
Bungie! Why are you releasing your game on the Xbox and Playstation systems? They are really in short supply here in Fangörn Forest. They're not even sold in Middle-Earth! We held a moot to decide what to do and posting here was the logical course of action! Why don't you develop for the wildly successful HobbitStation console here in Middle Earth? We can get those easily, and plus the sturdy controllers don't break in our huge branchy hands! You're excluding many potential buyers by sticking to mainstream consoles! What about the Ents, Elves, Dwarves, Men, and even Hobbits who are missing out because of your negligence? It's downright discrimination! (Don't bother with orcs).
Don't make us march on your HQ like we did Isengard…
PS: we hired a hobbit to type for us, we take too long ourselves
-Posted from my iEnt phone-
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1 ReplyEdited by Facelessbushman: 8/15/2014 10:22:09 AMNot to further disappoint you, but there are no beards in destiny. Tree or otherwise.
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1 ReplyArt thou Groot?
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1 ReplyI am groot?
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1 ReplyThen we shall walk together, my friend !
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1 Reply...am I smokin somethin?
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2 RepliesYou should be out looking for the entwives instead of playing games.
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1 ReplyI'm surprised you're not offended by the lack of tree-friendly dance emotes available. It's a clear signal that they are not fully valuing you as a customer base.
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2 RepliesEdited by voltX7: 8/14/2014 4:25:06 PMAll hope for humanity is now lost.....
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they don't use gold coins for payment here on real earth for destiny only US dollars
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8 RepliesEdited by OldboyVicious: 8/14/2014 10:03:31 AMHi TreeBeard, I knew your brother; TreeMustache. He had been stuck in a niche market job but was trying to branch out. Is he still there or did he leave?
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1 ReplyIf you start walking to Gamestop now, you will get there 3 months after the HobbitStation version of Destiny comes out.
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1 ReplyWell I'm a Nazgul that wants to play Destiny, and I'm very frustrated that the game doesn't include rings. Especially The One Ring. Makes me want to stab a hobbit.
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1 ReplyI'm not sure if you have the reflexes for a FPS... Sorry dude :(
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1 ReplyI feel like this is a PC thread in disguise
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3 RepliesSorry. The gay dragons pre-ordered the last of the stock. You Ents are just too damn slow!
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1 ReplyJust don't become a gunslinger hunter. I don't think the super would do you any good.
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I AM GROOT.
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2 RepliesI think you are barking up the wrong tree.
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1 ReplyI think this is a message with a double meaning. Someone wants Bungie to include consoles that are not yet encluded. You know the little guys.
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2 RepliesSorry dude. You're just not part of the demographic.
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finally stop looking for Fimbrethil?
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don't mind me I'm just some guy with a red shirt ;)
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1 ReplyShut up
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5 RepliesDid you.know your nephew is in a new movie? That Guardians of the Galaxy. I couldn't believe you would let him do that. His pet owl was in Guardians of Gahoul! Haven't seen him since!
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7 RepliesWow, it must have taken you a really long time to type this message.
