Why does being straight suck so -blam!-ing hard? All Sanghelii do is bitch, moan, use all our resources and the only thing we get to do in return is -blam!- them a bit. They don't even cater to our fetishes. At least with humans they make sure their speicies are being serviced properly. Sure I may have to get my nails done every now and then but damn it's hell of a lot less annoying than putting up with the bullshit of men. Hell there are so many more humams that look like cuter than sanghelii. There are sangehlii that look like cute sanghelii. Sangehlii, why do you -blam!- everything up with your penis? You're underrated, constantly focused on sex minds suck the fun, life and resources out of everything.
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inb4vien