Why does being straight suck so -blam!-ing hard? All Sanghelii do is bitch, moan, use all our resources and the only thing we get to do in return is -blam!- them a bit. They don't even cater to our fetishes. At least with humans they make sure their speicies are being serviced properly. Sure I may have to get my nails done every now and then but damn it's hell of a lot less annoying than putting up with the bullshit of men. Hell there are so many more humams that look like cuter than sanghelii. There are sangehlii that look like cute sanghelii. Sangehlii, why do you -blam!- everything up with your penis? You're underrated, constantly focused on sex minds suck the fun, life and resources out of everything.
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wort?
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Except Halo 2
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No. The Solarii make everything shit.
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hehem you are just a racist alien steryotype and if we wanted we have the numbers to fight the unsc so the rest of you humans continu to mock us we will only take so much then war will break out milions will die just because you and others couldnt and wouldnt live in co-existence
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*reads title ........check your spelling. Also, I don't like your tone. I've adjusted rather well! I go to the local supermarket, and the humans actually don't run for the hills. They just ignore me :)
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This is racism on an amusing new level and it's great.
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Parody of a parody of a parody of a parody 10/10
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You try trimming a thicker set of nails, cleaning several sets of teeth, and attempt to blend into a world overpopulated with another specie. Imagine awakening to a horde of individuals who oppose your presence just outside of your property. If I lay a fist, item, or any sort of ammunition upon these humans, I will be slaughtered like an animal. Perhaps you could behave as if you were a brother, and I could obtain the motivation to actually prepare myself for the population.
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Grammar?!?!
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I'm ok with this.
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Parody Breaker.
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Parodyofaparody/10
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Parodyception
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11/10
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10/10 Excellent job
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inb4vien
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