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8/12/2014 7:01:01 PM
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The Best Pickup Lines
Alright Flood lets hear them! I want to hear the best, funniest, nastiest, or just all around cheesiest pickup line that you all have!
Heres mine:
[spoiler]Are you Lucifer? because you look like you fell from heaven XD[/spoiler]
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[b] [/b]
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Did you fell from heaven... 'cause you're horribly disfigured
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at pick up lines... nice tits
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Edited by Masshole: 8/15/2014 5:30:13 AMRoses are green Blue is purple Look over there *runs away because poem sucks* Act as Cupid and shoot an arrow through her heart. Looking at you makes me pissed off. Why? I will never -blam!- a girl like you in my life. My name for your tits.
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1 ReplyAm I doing this right?
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Hey baby want to come back to my place for some pizza and blaming? What's the matter you don't like Pizza?
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I want to kiss you on the lips... Then work my way up to your belly button
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1 ReplyHey baby, I came here to lay down some plumbing. [spoiler]BOW CHICKA BOW WOW[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesRoses are Red Normandy is Gray Report to the ship We'll bang okay?
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"Do you like dragons?" "No" "Oh, I guess you won't like it when Im dragon dees nutz across your face"
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If I was a enzyme I would be a helicase so I could unzip your genes
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I was trying to think of something to say to break the ice, but it looks like you've already melted it. When I saw you from over there, I thought "Wow I just wanna fu** your brains out. But now I see that someone beat me to it.
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They call me the taxidermist, because I stuff cougars. ;)
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"heres your money, if you do a good job theres a little more in it for you" Works every time... seriously
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Me: Your face, Its the shit Her: Did you just call my face shit? Me: No! i said tha- Her: Your a jerk, I hope you know that Me: And my virginity is safe
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Very nice, how much?
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Roses are violet Red is blue I like donuts Donuts are good
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I see so much of the beauty and wisdom of nature in you.
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Ciao ladies!
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I got to pee cause your an eight (because when you say it sounds like urinate.)
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AM MADE OF RASSIAN STEEL, BE WIFE OF ME
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Did it hurt? What? Blasting through the earths crust ascending from hells darkest pit.
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4 RepliesEdited by KingCyrak: 8/13/2014 8:19:48 PMHey do you work at subway, cuz u just gave me a footlong.....
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"Walks up to cute girl.." Hey.. (Stabs her with a corkscrew".. (Fastest way to screw a girl)
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I have money, a sizeable penis, a nice car, and a big house. Sound good?
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Kiss me I'm sterile
