Rules: no taking offense oddly enough
No necrophilia (it's not a pretty thing I don't like doing it)
No pics or vids strictly words
Try not to let the ninjas get you and have fun
Your mom has sex for VHS movies
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The only good soldier is a dead soldier [spoiler]*awaits the masses*[/spoiler]
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The cleavland show failed because black people can't afford tv.
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Edited by Guardian0657: 8/13/2014 6:34:49 PMHalo is the worst game series ever, i've played cod games better than that shit. [spoiler]jk, i've never played halo[/spoiler]
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DESTINY IS A BAD GAME
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I'd play this game, but since I'm Russian, I'll be too busy reaching for the bottle of vodka in the corner.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican on a bridge?
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.
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-blam!- you
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Ur all casuls [spoiler]and fgts[/spoiler]
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You play ball like a girl!
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My favorite line; Your father should have swallowed you.
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Jews are controlling the government to force their multikulti agenda on western nations in order to destroy modern society so they can rule the world unopposed. We need to stop third world immigration before we are overrun.
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[i] [/i]
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I don't like blacks or Mexicans or whatever Obama is. I don't feel sorry for the Jews, either. They've been picked on since the bible and won't stand up for themselves. Women are ok, as long as they're making me a sandwich. Religion is fake. Politics are fake. Oh , and you're all homos. Offensive enough?
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You're as liked as much as cereal that's been in milk for an hour.
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Chicks who fart like its acceptable are automatically placed in the would not -blam!- column.
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I bet you don't even clip your toenails.
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Geology isn't a real science.
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*Alarm sounds* General quarters, general quarters, all hands man your battle stations.
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YOUR WEEWEE IS SMALL [spoiler]o shit bby[/spoiler]
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Edited by OHBMAJORV: 8/12/2014 1:44:25 PM1/10th of people's moms should've opted for the clothes hangar.
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You're a big fat doody head Bosh'tet!
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Your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries.
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Edited by SexyPiranha: 8/12/2014 8:46:39 AMYou're a doodyhead.
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"Rules" pfft! You MOM has rules.
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Robin Williams is a complete asshead and needed to kill himself. I'm satisfied that he's dead. [spoiler]Do I win?[/spoiler]