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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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2 RepliesMy Guardian awoke on a very large mining barge with a small crew of others in cryostasis. Only, they were all awoken early because of an alarm on the ship. Why? Some asshole xenomorph decided to hitch a ride, made some girl pregnant, popped out of her stomache, spit out nasty acid, and ate nearly everyone on board. During the final showdown my Guardian got into a robotic load lift machine and was all like "Get away from her, you Bitch!" But alas, her nova bomb just wasn't enough. TLDR: Nerf xenomorphs.
