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September 9th 2014, Location: Home. I open my eyes to my white ceiling. I feel tired. Hungry. I get up from my bed and look at my calendar, yawning. The calendar says 9/9. "Oh crap!" I yell. All the grogginess I felt moments before washed away and turned into hype. Destiny Awaits. I take a shower, get dressed, get my car keys. The clock says 7:10am. Crap. Gamestop opens at 10am. What do I do? I start to panic. I want to play. I come up with a solution. I find the hardest wall I can find. I charge toward the wall. September 9th 2014, Location: Floor. I open my eyes. My head hurts. I look up a the wall that I ran into. There is a huge hole in it. I look at the clock. 2:30pm. Dammit! I overslept my unconsciousness! I grab my car keys again and I start my car. My head still hurts, and my vision is starting to get blurry. But I am fine!!! I back out of my garage. I hear a boom and a scrape... I forgot to open the garage door. Screw it!!!! It'll be fine!!! I back out of my driveway, knocking over sprinklers, running over my grass. I hear a person scream. I look behind me and see a person lying behind my car. Dumb place to sleep, I could've hit her. Idiot. I drive away to Gamestop. September 9th 2014, Location: Jail It's 7:25pm. I got arrested for speeding and causing 5 car wrecks. Only 12 people were seriously injured. I never got to Gamestop. If I don't pick up the game by tomorrow someone else will get it!!! I have to get out of here. I look out of my cell. "Guard!" I yell. A Guard walks over to me. "What?" He replies. He's fat. I reach out and grab his shirt, and pull him toward the bars, hitting his head, and falling to the floor. I take the keys and break free! I take his uniform, which is a little baggy on me, and act like a Guard. I walk toward the exit. A Guard guy at the front desk sees me. "Hank, going home so soon?" He says. Crap, my name is Hank? What a terrible name. I look at him. "Yep. My wife died." I say calmly. He looks at me. "What? What happened? How? When? Why aren't you sad?" He replies, he seems freaked out. I don't know why. I run. September 9th 2014. Location: Gamestop. It's 8:30pm. Good thing Gamestop stays open until 9pm on Tuesdays! I think... I walk over to the door and walk in. An employee looks at me, "Hello! Good evening sir!" He says. I give him a dirty look. "I am here for my Destiny!" I yell. He looks at me. "Alright." He says. He gets a confused look on his face. "Sir?" He says. "Yes?" I ask. "Destiny releases tomorrow." "WHAT?!" I yell. "NO!" "Today is 9/8 sir." What? No way! I suddenly have a flashback. On August 13th, I chose to advance my entire life a day, so Destiny would seem one day closer, and on September 3rd, I would go back to normal. I guess I forgot. "So, I am not getting Destiny?" I ask. "No sir." He replies. I look at him. He looks at me... ... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" September 9th 2014, Location: Home I drive into my garage. It's empty. My laundry room door is open. I enter my house. Everything is gone. I was robbed. All of the sudden, the cops show up... September 9th 2037, Location: Prison I get out of prison today. I can't wait to play Destiny. I hope the servers are still up. I heard the X-Station 9 released a few months ago. I get so excited to play new games. I get so, so excited! "I CANT WAIT TO GRAB A GUN AND SHOOT PEOPLE!!!!" I yell at the top of my lungs. I just walked out the gate of the prison. I was charged another 10 years. [b]The End This novel was created by DeathWish2124. Copyright DeathWish2124. Based on a true story from the future.[/b]

It came from the moon

The NEX because it's the only store on this cruddy island.

Got it with my white ps4 from bestbuy

Dollar General

You misspelled "best butt"

Walmart...my wife is first nations and its on reserve land sooo tax free...

Am I the only one!!!! Toys r us? Bought the white ps4 everyone else is a filthy casual.