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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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His shuttle was damaged colliding with a rogue satellite. He was frozen when his life support shut down. Now he sleeps dreaming electronic dreams. Waiting until the call comes forth to awaken and rejoin the fight...
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My EXO Titan died because he had a crack in one of his casings. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but he was naked and misbehaving in a hot tub. I am sure if you look you will see similar posts from 3 women....
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6 RepliesIt got deleted by bungie because it was never a real person
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Edited by Jonah_Flex: 8/9/2014 12:47:36 PMMy guardian took one to the knee and I have proof!
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My hunter was hit in the head by a large purple ball : (
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Played with the purple ball to much and just died. Never trust the purple ball.
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1 ReplyDinklebot shot my guardian with a crossbow in the toilet after Dinklebot found out my guardian was sleeping with his lover.
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My Warlock simply sat down and stared off into nothingness as the void consumed him.
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Died trying to fix the ogre's computer, in his cave. I was just trying to help :(
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Died by a noob using fist of havoc.
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Well, just like many of my other deaths, I was trying to make that jump to the b flag on venus:(
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Pike to the knee!
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Purple ball bringeth life and taketh away.
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Internal cranial haemorrhaging after returning to the Last City with the gold medal for the First Annual Headbutting Contest. A Devil Walker took the Silver.
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Traveller recalled all the ghosts as the current thralls (undead guardians) are defective, causing all thralls to collapse. Yay necro traveller!
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Nigel was peacefully skipping around the tower alongside his best friend, Dinklebot, when tragically he slipped on the big puddle of water, near the outfitter lady (she should really clean that up). As he fell, slowly to his doom, Dinklebot tried to catch Nigel, which then, resulted in Nigel crushing Dinklebot under his mighty armband, that he had earned that day during his time competing in the Iron Banner. Nigel laid there... Motionless, as his life agonisingly slipped away. Before he sighed his last dying breath, Dinklebot reactivated to whisper one last sentence... 'Did you have a nice trip?' R.I.P Nigel and Dinklebot. You shall be greatly missed.
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Died fighting through the Hellmouth got all the way to the end before dying at the locked door
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The purple ball consumed me, I am not dead. Only more powerful then ever.
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Edited by DaveyCrockett5000: 8/9/2014 11:59:23 AMMy guardian didn't like King Joffrey, so he was beheaded for treason.
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5 RepliesMy Hunter didn't die, he is simply invisible at the moment, sitting in Salidins weapon shed.
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1 ReplyA young man comes forward to realize his parent's short legacy. His forebearer could only utilize two fifths of this strange power. Time to make a new path, and don't fear fate.
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5 RepliesI took an arrow to the knee [spoiler]my bad wrong game...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySnu-Snu from Fallen Females
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2 Replies"Fell" on a plunger. Was taken to E.R. to have emergency rectal surgery performed but was dead on arrival. There's no coming back from an injury that dire, even Dinklbot wanted nothing to do with it.
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He thought that he could fly to the locked planets, and he did manage to take his ship out of auto pilot, he was headed to mars and, well lets just say that he didn't see the asteroid. Accelerated right into it.........
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chronic dysentery.
