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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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1 ReplyHe saw a picture of a man in the golden age, with a beard. He took a long look at this picture, and realized he could never defeat the darkness as he was. He tried as hard as he could. But he couldn't. He just couldn't grow that magnificent beard. He took a long look at his Handcannon. Solid gold, a reward from the iron banner. What weapon could give him a better death? He took a deep breath, and pulled the trigger. The lack of beards is killing people bungie. Only you can stop this.
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2 RepliesMy Hunters cloak I got from the Iron Banner caught fire and I bursted into a ball of light while riding around on my sparrow drunk and high on gummy bears!!!
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She had an epic duel with DeeJ... I say he cheated..
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My Guardian fought against countless waves of baddies and fought until he was losing his upper hands (reference to Lone Wolf mission on reach)
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I may be down now, I might be dead right now dance and sing as you can right now because on that faithful sept. 9th, I will smite you and bring the Darkness to a halt as I will stand alone, as I stand there shooting and gunning I will hold them back for the Almight purple ball for that is what will drive me to push back the Darkness for my fellow guardians to do the final blow. I am...Jittery (herpa derpa derp, I am a nerd)
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1 ReplySlipped on ice cube
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I was revived from ash and into ash i became again, What was on my mind is simple enough 'My body might be gone but my soul is not, The time will come once i am raised from the ground back in the fight* Sniff still a month to suffer here..
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Falling into hive juice on the moon
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Mine died while exploring earth, ran into a level 20 ogre and got sprayed down with brain juices....
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after multiple times of jumping of the tower and making my ghost revive me my ghost eventually jus said "all well fuk it "
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2 RepliesAttended a westerosi wedding.
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She died after killing the Devil Walker and two Captains. A sneaky vandal shot her in the head, killing her. You will be missed, Hunter. RIP.
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3 RepliesTo warn everyone that it wasn't penny's boat
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My fellow hunter... my friend... he was fighting a wave of fallen and hive. They surrounded him, he took out his golden gun and tried to fight back. They all fired at him at the same time. He fell to the ground... and that, was the end of everything...
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Opening too many loot chest
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1 ReplyEdited by Highwind : 8/11/2014 4:08:42 AMMine didn't die. He's simply waiting for me, ignorant of my non-existent return. Watching over the Traveler while I am gone. Simply. Waiting. Watching. Guarding.
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My hunter's cape got caught in the sudden hurricane that ensued when a jet engine spontaneously roared back to life in the Mothyards. TL;DR: In the words of Edna Mode, NO CAPES!
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The Traveler finally fell to Earth and teh resulting explosion covered the Earth in ash and ushered in a new ice age. Also it destroyed the last city so yeah...
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[quote]Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we? Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments.. What were they doing? What were they thinking? So to get the ball rolling... MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car? Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well. TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.[/quote] Sadly he was wondering around some dessert running his mouth to what he thought was a titan in a cloak........ sadly it was a no bs soilder trying to keep a promise to a AI he loved
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My hunter, one who led many on to the path of the blade, fought bravely against several fallen ships. After a grueling battle, victory was on his tongue, but he knew his ship was in bad shape. He got from the pilots seat and stared out the window reflecting on how he and many others knew the end will come sooner or later. He smiled realizing that he saw hell and spat in its mouth. As the alarms and warning blared into his ears, he ignored it only seeing the world. His ship exploded and debris fell ironically to Old Russia. His ghost searched for a corpse for weeks.....
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My guardian knew his time was up. As he was laying on the rusted airplanes of old Russia, he decided to remove is helmet and lay down. When his head made contact with the plane, he cut his head and contracted tetnus. He died there coughing his last words "why the -blam!- don't we have antibiotics?!"
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It was a simple time, really. One of those breaks in constant war against the Darkness. The other Guardians, the Vanguard Leaders, and even the Servbots were all celebrating in the main landing of the Tower. As is a glorious pasttime for the Guardians, the almighty Purple Ball began to bounce and fly through the skies. Children were cheering, adults were at peace, and the Darkness was long forgotten. Then, one Guardian, tainted by the Darkness they had been fighting against for so long did the unthinkable. They punted the glorious Purple Ball over the edge of the Tower. In an amazing effort of unity, Guardians of all kinds not only tossed the betrayer over the edge himself, but dove one after another, using their last few moments to punt the ball back upward towards the ledge. Then, your Guardian happened. Your Guardian, the last savior of the Purple Ball, jumped and sent our Glorious Orb back to the safety of the courtyard. With not much time left, you simply closed your eyes, the wind whipping against your form.. but you never felt an impact. When you opened your eyes, you were in a dark place. Then you heard a soft voice, echoing like the sound of tiny bells in your ears. "Thank you for saving me."
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My awoken warlock stumbled into the master chief, and he mistook me for the covenant...
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He tripped and fell into hellmouth and was never seen again but some say if you lean in closely to hellmouth you can hear him wisper WTF
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Edited by Thunda_Punk: 8/9/2014 11:15:46 PMI unlocked Sunsinger, the power proved too much to handle at my level. So my guardian was incinerated from within, ghost and all :(
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Killed by the Architects...
