A skunk recently took up residence under my house. How can I bait it out so I can shoot it? Right now I am on my porch with my rifle and I put out a tin of cat food by one of the little solar lights in my yard.
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Dip your dick in peanut butter and wave it around in the air imitating a Burmese python. The skunk will smell the peanut butter and come out of it's hole only for it to be petrified by the imitation python. Then proceed to to stick it in its pooper.