This will end everything...
I will reveal the false prophet
The Purple Ball is a descendant of Sephiks Prime (from the Devils Lair). It's goal is to be sent to the Tower of Guardians in order to blind everyone with it's fun and false prophecy. YOU MUST NOT FALL FOR THIS EVIL.
The Soccer Ball is the true light! The Purple Ball is a DEVIL. Don't be fooled by false hope and promises from the Purple one, it will greatly be your downfall.
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Nay fellow Guardian you are in error, you have been brought low by the misguided pronunciations of the errant soccer ball, come back to the light and surround yourself in the community and grace that is the Holy Purple Ball. Blessed be the Holy Purple Ball!