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Edited by Blonic :
8/9/2014 12:06:14 AM
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This week on the Flood.
- Two users (who will remain anonymous) end up having a really sexy cat-fight in an alleyway, attracting a small crowd of forum goers. So far, no charges or arrests have been made.
- Our glorious shitposting savior, Onion Beetle, returns after a long hiatus to continue his shitposting endeavors. One of our news crew asked him what his plans were since he has returned, to which he replied, "Shishka is a pegboy!" and then ran off in a random direction while screaming.
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and AMA stocks have gone up by 200%, making many shareholders very happy and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
- Blonic was named the sexiest, bearded forum user ever on the Flood forum. The President even came to the awards ceremony to congratulate him.
Well see you again next week for more Flood related news. This is your original news anchor, Blonic, wishing you well and saying, "Go -blam!- yourself, San Diego".
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2 Replies>Not talking about the sni- >*Gets sniped*
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Lol. I love news!
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Where's the hot and sexy co-reporter?
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2 RepliesWho's the president though?
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When the next news show
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2 Replies[quote]sexy cat-fight[/quote] Did you say cat??????
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2 RepliesTypical corrupted media, feeding the masses mindless propaganda. Everyone knows Camcamm has the sexiest beard.
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*Slow claps* You need a reward.
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[quote][quote]Please make this a thing[/quote][/quote]
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4 RepliesPlease make this a thing
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[quote] - Our glorious shitposting savior, Onion Beetle, returns after a long hiatus to continue his shitposting endeavors. [/quote] All hail Unkle Beetul!
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Edited by Jphn_33: 8/9/2014 1:42:44 AMThis is pure quality. :D And congrats, Blonic!
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3 RepliesBiased as -blam!-.
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Bump to educate the masses.
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In other news, Half Life 3 was confirmed. Deej confirmed V for Valentine alt Iz bungee illuminarty? Disliek and unsubckribe 4 more newz
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That reference though
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{BREAKING NEWS} NewForman, InstaCode, plans to take his pelican and fly it off to #Destiny. While there, he will learn the average ways of living as a Desticle He is going to die.
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Not bad...
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Bump.
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Edited by ~wolfBTM~: 8/9/2014 1:12:49 AM[quote]Please make this a thing[/quote]
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I haven't been posting much, we're seeing the beginning of the end
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Great. Now when is my show coming on. I hate the news.
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* Watches the news go by, sipping my cup and nodding.* interesting.
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2 RepliesIn other news. The BAMP BROS are back![spoiler]BAMP[/spoiler]
