[quote]Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.[/quote]I'll throw a knife into your head before you get in range, you're a slow runner.
[quote]Blind people with your nades.[/quote]Can't take someone head on? I thought you were supposed to be a god or whatever you think you are.
[quote] Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)[/quote]Do you not know the name of your own super? Typical of people who choose brawn over brain.
[quote]You're swole.[/quote]Meaning..?
[quote] You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.[/quote]Riiiiight. Again, I'll throw a knife into your head. And also I doubt you'll be able to catch up to me.
[quote]Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.[/quote]What? Do you even know what this game is about? .-. It's called destiny, not high school.
[quote]You have a license to be badass.[/quote]I'm pretty sure that's every guardian.
[quote]Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.[/quote]1) that's every action hero in every movie
2) again, I'm pretty sure that's every guardian
[quote]Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"[/quote]*you
Again, you don't know the name of your own attack? Also anyone can disintegrate any enemy in any way, that's the design of the game.
[quote]You apprenticed under Master Chief.[/quote]Pretty sure that's not true .-.
[quote]Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.[/quote]Yeah, the fact that you're nearly invincible for your super is kinda lame. Plus you get to keep your super If I do manage to kill you. Which is also lame. Plus you can also panic super like a noob (which I'd prefer over you wiping out half my team, but it's still lame.)
[quote]Batman was in fact, a Titan.[/quote]Again, what? I'm pretty sure he was a hunter if any class. You know, stealth and all? Blade dancer? Any of that clicking? Doubtful.
[quote]Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.[/quote]Again... What?
[quote]You are the Juggernaut...Bitch![/quote]You're also more often than not, not very mobile... bitch.
[quote]In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you[/quote]Good one. The same can be said for hunters. ;)
[quote]Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends[/quote]For the third time.... what?
[quote]Titans own all your base[/quote]I'm not even gonna respond to this.
[quote]Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Jennifer Lawrence, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) and the Halo 1 Pistol.[/quote]For the last time... what?
[quote]Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class[/quote]Agreed.
[quote]Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.[/quote]I've already addressed batman. And as for superman? It's obvious he's a titan, just look at his intelligence. And by that I mean look at his choice of a secret identity. Just put on glasses and a suit, no one will know the difference.
;) see you starside buddy.
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This shit Is funny
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This is better than the actual post lmao
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I think the joke might have gone over your head
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You shouldn't of even responded. You are lame man.
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*shouldn't have Learn English please. And you replied to me, so what does that make you? Also... [spoiler]it was a joke reply to a joke post, calm your tits. [/spoiler] And finally... [spoiler]SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE[/spoiler]
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-blam!- you man! Oh wait... I already saw the movie...
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JAVLA
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That was like a text-based CinemaSins called: Everything Wrong with the Titan.
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I'm not able to find the video .-.link?
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There's no video m8 its your creation
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Actually it was mine. Gg n00bcake x3
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Haha omg, how could I be so blind xD sorry dude
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Dang, I don't even think I want to be a Titan anymore after all that.
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Hmm.. No sense of humor? Also I too live in Boston! Most people are a bit happier here...
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Please try for a more joking tone when writing this. I completely understand that this is a joke response. It's just not easy to tell.
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sorry .-.
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You must be fun at parties.
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I am, but I'm assuming you aren't considering you can't tell its a joke reply to a joke post .-.
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What can I say? On posts like these it can be a challenge to tell genuine butt-hurt to not so genuine from time to time.
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No need to go insulting Superman.
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Hey chitty u on ps4?
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No sir, I'm on xbox one. I'll kill some cabal for you on the xbox servers for you though ;)
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Well do your thing bro! Kill the they ass lol hold it down