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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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1 Reply>You're swole I'm sold
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1 ReplyI think this sums it up.
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2 RepliesI think we're forgetting Leonidas, Muhammad Ali, and Mr Rodgers from the note able list. And the Honey Badger, of course.
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3 RepliesNo. *stabs knife through foot*
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1 ReplyTheir lightning-charged fists will knock you off your feet. Their armor and shields make them nearly invincible. We like to think they are our faceless knights, protecting us from our countless enemies. But their power and resolve gives them the air of rising gods. GG Warlocks and Hunters.
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3 RepliesDon't make me nova bomb your ass!
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3 RepliesThis whole thread (op and subs) is the reason why I hate #density
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So much yesssssssss
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1 ReplyWell we won't be shining shoes when we cut your feet off with are knives
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10 RepliesYet you're the one who is supporting Titans. Your KD sucks bro.
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3 RepliesFist of Noob? No thanks.
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5 RepliesYour boots will be shined by the pure light of my golden gun for a 1/2 second. Does that count?
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2 RepliesI though Jennifer Lawrence was a hunter.
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3 Repliesi prefer disintergrating people with my knife, turning invisible, summoning a flaming gun, making my knife into a lightning rod, teleporting, throwing homing grenades and of course healing from melee kills.
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9 RepliesEdited by dragonsfollwer: 8/7/2014 7:00:01 PMWow another post talking shit about hunters made by a jealous jack ass. [spoiler]sarcasm[/spoiler] honestly I still fail to see why morons shit talk one class or another. My only guess is they tried to use it quickly found they lack the intelligence , talent, and skill required to adapt to anything other then the copy - paste character that is the titan an are pissed because one or more of said classes they shit talk whipped their ass and/or are the typical whinny assed little boy we all love to hate.
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8 RepliesOr , Or we can all get along , maybe because of the fact that we are being invaded by aliens . Lol but I'm just Saying . If you wanna act all mighty while you are getting shot in the crotch by fallen , or taking it from the rear end from a ogre , etc , have at it. Just know that while you do that , I'm going to be killing some aliens .
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12 RepliesIm sorry Batman is definitely a hunter. Everything about him screams hunter. Im going to give you superman but only cause he is the shittest of superheroes anyway. Now ironman theres your titan.
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5 RepliesEdited by Yato501st: 8/7/2014 7:28:38 PM(• _ •) Batman ( • _ •)>⌐■-■ Walks the path (⌐■_■) Of a Hunter YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Funny post tho almost made me want to go Titan. You can give me in an Honorary Titan Title.
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2 RepliesHa us hunters will shine your boots, but dont be surprised when you find our hunting blade running through your foot
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1 ReplyWe are to busy looking bad ass in our cloaks to bother shining boots
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1 ReplyNerd rage at its finest....
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1 ReplyEdited by butterdragonlove: 8/7/2014 7:14:27 PMYou know what? You're awesome! Stand still so I can take a bad ass picture of you with this pistol shaped, golden camera.
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1 ReplyOnly reason I could think if for a hunter to shine a Titans boots would be to make them an easy target in PvP but perhaps you could get the "warlock nerds" to polish them as payment to get out of the locker.
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1 ReplyTitans gave birth to gods.
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3 RepliesCongrats [spoiler]you're lame[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesSorry. Too busy getting my knives in order to worry about shining shoes guy.
