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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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1 ReplyYour boots? what you got do with boots when your lying on back? We are hunters. The original G. Ruff Ryders attack! Fights always starts with fists. but they end in drive bys. Say hi to my golden gun. Why you crying? I thought you were having fun? Oh hey is that looT? Look at here.. I found some boots.
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1 ReplyAll the Hunters over here like I'll be faster than you! Then I shoot them and say your not faster than my bullets
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1 ReplyYour Titan probably wears mandals.
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4 RepliesWhat system are you on?
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1 ReplyYou Sir, are funny.
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1 ReplyHunter x hunter we will own this world : )
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1 ReplyTiny Tim and Pee Wee Herman are also Titans.
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3 Repliesya ill shine your boots once I'm close enough with my quick agile movements versus your slow over cumbered movements I will jab my knife threw your neck. And before any of your buddy's know what happen I will disappear into thin air and take out the rest of you before you can blink an eye. I will be but a whisper. so ya you wanna be a slow easy target then yes plz everyone be a Titan more food to feed my gear.
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4 RepliesEdited by ArchAngel: 8/7/2014 9:20:21 PMSure I'll shine your boots (pulls out bomb Riggs boot with explosive, sits back waits for him/her to try them on.)
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1 ReplyYou give all titans a bad name.
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1 ReplyIf I saw a honey badger in full armor rushing towards me with a damn shield, I'd shit myself.
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2 RepliesI don't shine shoes but I can use my knife for various tasks other than stabbing things. Such as: Shaving [spoiler]Dicing onions[/spoiler] Carving my name into skulls As you can see I listed pretty much everything you can do with a knife.
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7 RepliesAmmo is for Sissies *Knifes Spider Tank* Hunters FTW [spoiler]I just unlocked the bipod for my Knife[/spoiler]
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*tiger knee*
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3 RepliesSure i'll shine your boots So shiny that when you run into battle the glare off your feet will blind you allowing me to claim victory with mine knife easier! VICTORY THROUGH OBSESSIVE PLANNING!!!
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I was thinking about doing one of these for the Hunters. But I'll just do one for the Warlocks instead. :P
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16 Repliesyou talk tough but can you live up to it? come fight me and prove it.
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1 ReplyJelly?
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6 RepliesEveryone leaving negative posts on this thread takes life waayyyy too seriously! Stop being butthurt lmao We'll all be playing every class any way...
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3 RepliesI take offense to this. I am a Hunter and I think the Titan is the most respectable class, I try to get more people play Titan all the time, and now you want me to do [i]THIS?[/i] [spoiler]When and where?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAtleast your not a piece of shit, and are very clever... and im not sarcastic, and you shouldnt go -blam!- yourself.... i wouldnt ever wish for you to choke on the pointy side of a knife... have an awesome day
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1 Reply[quote]You're swole.[/quote] [spoiler]cool story fatty[/spoiler]
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3 Replies10,000 glimmer for EACH of your "Hello Kitty" ballet shoes.
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2 RepliesI'll be all 3. -blam!- me right?
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11 RepliesI have a throwing knife, a sniper rifle, and the Bladedancer subclass that says differently.
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1 Reply>You're swole I'm sold
