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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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3 RepliesTitians dress to attact the same sex. All the guys want the Titians. You yourself are in love with Titians who are all men so you say. All the guys admire/look up too Titians Yes its clear we know who you are with the bad boy image I was tinking only girls hit on the bad boy image LOL
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1 ReplyThe Honey Bader is in a class of his own sir. He's a nasty motha...shut yo mouth! We all have our place on the battle field. But lets be honest you can't spell Destiny without the D...Bo "that's my hover bike punk!" Titan FTW baby!
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1 ReplyIll shine your brain with my bullets.
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8 RepliesWhat a pretentious D-Bag... Thanks for making the real Titans look back... -,=,-
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1 ReplyIt didn't even rhyme :/
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1 ReplyYou have convinced me to be a Titan as a second character. But my number 1 will still be a Hunter, the specials are more my style and I can still use ARs effectively. Your argument is pretty strong though... can't argue with Qui Gon Jin or the Halo 1 pistol.
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4 RepliesFor the record, Batman is a Hunter. Fits his style waaaaay better.
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3 RepliesQuality post from a quality hunter
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Lmao nice
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1 ReplyIf -blam!- the shit outve a jennifer Lawrence Titan
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2 Repliescan u stop trying to make the Titan mainstream for -blam- sake ? let them have their PvP focus class and sub class , just don't ask why u got kick in a Raid/Strike party.
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15 RepliesSure ill shine your boots. With your own blood
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2 RepliesEdited by ViralEnsign: 8/7/2014 10:54:06 PMOh god you actually make me want to change class..... and get the hell out of being a Titan.
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2 Repliesno one likes titans, hunter for president 2014/2015 ( ;
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Batman is not a Titan in my opinion but nice post ! Made me laugh a bit !
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3 RepliesI'm strongly considering forming a Survey Corps to deal with this Titan menace. Heh, good topic OP. BUT IT NEEDS TO BE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE TITANS!
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4 RepliesAre you really gonna say batman of all people wouldn't be a hunter
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2 RepliesI would if they were impressive enough for me to take after I threw my blade into your skull
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3 RepliesThough I chuckle at the idea of saying "Titan is ready" whilst using the Titan super, you do appear to be quite delusional. Why you think that anything a Titan kills would interest a hunter is quite beyond me, for a hunter choose each and everyone of their kills with some discrimination. And keep your smelly feet out of our faces, unless you want to lose them you brute
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2 RepliesEdited by BicoastalCloud7: 8/7/2014 10:18:05 PMBicoastalCloud7 Titan GOD CLASS here. It is good to see our fellow Titans asserting our authority over the lesser guardians. We are the SWORD and the SHIELD, the darkness will FALL because of OUR might. While the homeless pistol people are lost(exploring???) the wild we will be taking back our SOLAR SYSTEM FROM THE DARKNESS. While the spell throwers are BEGGING the Traveler for more power, we WILL BRING MANKIND INTO A NEW GOLDEN AGE. With the other sidekick guardian classes at our backs we CAN NOT FAIL, we shall be FREE of the DARKNESS and have SHINY BOOTSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 ReplyRead the hashtags you fools...
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1 Replyhttp://youtu.be/TCCssEas6LE
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4 RepliesTitans are pussies who use op shotguns in crucible and wear shitty aprons fags!
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2 RepliesLol, 10/10. Rattled a few feathers which is always entertaining to read.
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1 ReplyBatman is definitly a hunter...
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1 ReplyYour boots? what you got do with boots when your lying on back? We are hunters. The original G. Ruff Ryders attack! Fights always starts with fists. but they end in drive bys. Say hi to my golden gun. Why you crying? I thought you were having fun? Oh hey is that looT? Look at here.. I found some boots.
