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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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2 RepliesNo Hulk smash? Son I am disappoint.
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3 RepliesI've never thought about it, but you know what, i've rolled all three classes and there is something about fist of havok, dunno man its too awesome. Couple that with death from above, juggernaut and man fighting with storm fist and i can start to see the similarities to superman. Long live CounterStorm5 the Titans titan. Honey badgers... DWL
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All hail the Honey Badger!
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4 RepliesEdited by ThatXOdUso: 8/8/2014 1:39:02 AMTeen Titans. -_- Boy, let's expect superfisting to be at max but don't be surprised to see true [u]Regulators[/u] linedrive a missile return to sender. And as hardened as most of those Titans listed, don't expect everyone to be as brute and successful (as well as successfully brute) as the one missing Titan here: [b]RDJ is Ironman[/b], fools. That is all. [i]X[/i]
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4 RepliesClean your own boots knuckle dragger. Leave the smart stuff to us Hunters. Oh and don't wander away too far from the tower, we wouldn't want you to get lost.
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2 RepliesSorry I like my cape too much. Need a better reason to make the switch. :D
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1 ReplyEdited by Nashtalia: 8/8/2014 1:21:58 AMno.............yue. i going with huntress class huntresses dont wear armour :) only dat faux sleek leather.
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1 ReplyEdited by MisterNoop: 8/8/2014 2:52:08 PMTitans are master. They excel in armor, and the hunter's puny throwing knife bounces off my helm. We will one-punch the others and ground pound them into their shallow graves, where we can dance on their corpses. The Warlock's puny regeneration is nothing compared to our prowess and invincibility. Many try to take us on. All will fail. We will deflect puny golden shots and bombs of the nova with our invulnerable shields. We will charge in, sprinting for a short time to gain shields and then shoulder bashing foes. The hunters try to escape with their enhanced agility, but let the cowards run, we will mow them all down with our heavy weapons. All hail the Titan!!!!!!!!!! [spoiler]I kid, praise be to all classes. I really loved them all.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI would be a Titan, but Warlocks are way to awesome.
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6 RepliesHmmm... I'll put one rock band on there. What rock band do you think would be composed of mighty Titans?
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Teen Titans go!
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1 ReplyBravo! Well done! That was brilliant! Like many here, I capped all three classes and am still undecided. But you did an excellent job of representing the mighty Titans. You just may have swayed me. Again, well done, sir!
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1 ReplyAny post that can make me laugh after a 10 hour shift gets a "like" from me. Great work Guardian.
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2 RepliesRemove Yourself from Destiny
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Make a joke about a Titan, no one bats an eye. Make a joke about a Hunter and everyone loses their minds!
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6 RepliesThis made me laugh way too much. I want to watch an armoured Honey Badger take on the Darkness now. Shame some people can't take a joke or have no sense of humour, eh?
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5 RepliesTItans are for turds
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5 RepliesWhoa man im from starside i dont like how you just disrespected the hunter
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1 ReplyI'm just a warlock sitting here reading shit posts about hunters/titans.
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2 Replies[quote]and the Halo 1 pistol.[/quote] Looool
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Hmmm... People seem to be missing the point of this thread...
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3 RepliesEdited by Infernal_jayed: 8/7/2014 10:44:23 PMAs expected from a Titan. Got hit in the head a few too many times. Intellect levels were damaged severely. Uses intimidation and brute force for everything.
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2 RepliesI want to say it but.... [spoiler]OMG DeeJ!![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI will stick with my Hunter and also....shine your own shoes lol
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1 ReplyWhat about Gunnery Sergent Hartman? Your list is incomplete. Gunnery Sergent Hartman could make Chuck Norris drop and give him 50. Gunnery Sergent Hartman is the baddest mother-blam!-er ever.....
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3 RepliesTitians dress to attact the same sex. All the guys want the Titians. You yourself are in love with Titians who are all men so you say. All the guys admire/look up too Titians Yes its clear we know who you are with the bad boy image I was tinking only girls hit on the bad boy image LOL
