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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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2 RepliesSay that to my nova bomb you Master Chief try hard!
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1 ReplyAbsolutely not. My trenchcoat and Space Magic trumps anything you Shitans or Slutters have.
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1 ReplyAt first I was a hunter. Then I took a fist to the face and learned about how beast the titan is firsthand. Literally. Now I gladly punch things in the face without a care in the world.
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1 ReplyFunny thing about superman, the titan's ground pound turns into a straight up superman dive at high levels.
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7 Replieshttp://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67541016/0/0
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3 RepliesEdited by Deep Winter 7: 8/8/2014 2:11:08 PMI am proud to be associated with the noble Titans listed above! :)
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1 ReplyUNITE
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2 RepliesHaha I liked the post but I'm still sticking to my Warlock
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1 ReplyTitans are Badassery perfected!
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2 RepliesIt's that a picture of a cabal? xD
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1 ReplyTitan's #1
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Need some positive female reinforcement for this list... Any ideas for Female Titans?
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2 RepliesBrad Pitt? Dragonborn? Mel Gibson? Wesley Snipes...
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4 RepliesTitans have the numbers. Hunters have the skilled. Warlocks have space magic. You have to get close to me to punch me. Good luck with that.
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1 ReplyEdited by CascadeRanger: 8/8/2014 7:57:52 PMAll I wanna do with my Titan is take faces to my knee. Also Robocop was a titan.
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1 ReplyAlso CaptAmerica is a Titan!
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1 ReplyJennifer Lawrence has unlimited girlfriends :0. Tabloids would have a field day.
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1 ReplyBah! You Titans are just walking meat shields.
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7 RepliesEdited by AristonSparta: 8/8/2014 1:43:31 PMExcept for Jennifer Lawrence you nailed it. She looks like a doughy eyed deer. Titans unite!!! As one!!! We are futuristic space Spartans!
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5 RepliesNah. Sticking with Warlock. We have 401(k) and Dental.
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5 RepliesTitans are smart
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1 ReplyI agree with everthing except for hunters shinning our boots and warlocks doing our homework. We aren't mean dickheads, we respect our fellow guardians and help them in their time of need as they do for us in return.
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49 RepliesEdited by chittyshwimp: 8/7/2014 7:59:02 PM[quote]Why you should be a Titan: Go around kneeing people in the face.[/quote]I'll throw a knife into your head before you get in range, you're a slow runner. [quote]Blind people with your nades.[/quote]Can't take someone head on? I thought you were supposed to be a god or whatever you think you are. [quote] Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)[/quote]Do you not know the name of your own super? Typical of people who choose brawn over brain. [quote]You're swole.[/quote]Meaning..? [quote] You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.[/quote]Riiiiight. Again, I'll throw a knife into your head. And also I doubt you'll be able to catch up to me. [quote]Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.[/quote]What? Do you even know what this game is about? .-. It's called destiny, not high school. [quote]You have a license to be badass.[/quote]I'm pretty sure that's every guardian. [quote]Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.[/quote]1) that's every action hero in every movie 2) again, I'm pretty sure that's every guardian [quote]Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"[/quote]*you Again, you don't know the name of your own attack? Also anyone can disintegrate any enemy in any way, that's the design of the game. [quote]You apprenticed under Master Chief.[/quote]Pretty sure that's not true .-. [quote]Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.[/quote]Yeah, the fact that you're nearly invincible for your super is kinda lame. Plus you get to keep your super If I do manage to kill you. Which is also lame. Plus you can also panic super like a noob (which I'd prefer over you wiping out half my team, but it's still lame.) [quote]Batman was in fact, a Titan.[/quote]Again, what? I'm pretty sure he was a hunter if any class. You know, stealth and all? Blade dancer? Any of that clicking? Doubtful. [quote]Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.[/quote]Again... What? [quote]You are the Juggernaut...Bitch![/quote]You're also more often than not, not very mobile... bitch. [quote]In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you[/quote]Good one. The same can be said for hunters. ;) [quote]Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends[/quote]For the third time.... what? [quote]Titans own all your base[/quote]I'm not even gonna respond to this. [quote]Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Jennifer Lawrence, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) and the Halo 1 Pistol.[/quote]For the last time... what? [quote]Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class[/quote]Agreed. [quote]Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.[/quote]I've already addressed batman. And as for superman? It's obvious he's a titan, just look at his intelligence. And by that I mean look at his choice of a secret identity. Just put on glasses and a suit, no one will know the difference. ;) see you starside buddy.
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7 RepliesI was undecided on warlock or titan until I saw this helmet. Daft Punk esque and just awesome.
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2 RepliesThy warlocks get these sweet armbands that do stuff. And we get robes that do other stuff as well. Thy warlocks also haveth the abilities of a grand wizard. So haa-eth
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I was a Titan day one! I load the beta and fall asleep to the menu music =)
