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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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4 RepliesPretty sure Master Chief is just an overdressed Hunter...
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1 ReplyOh titan my titan!
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1 ReplyDude, I love this thread lol. Makes me happy I'm going to pick Titan as my main.
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1 Replyfireteam of 3 titans=perfection
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1 Reply#TitanSLAMDUNK
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1 ReplyI love playing titan, but I also enjoy being the least played class. I think being a titan should be pushed on someone, but the right person would know to be
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Hey guys, don't listen to him! OP is a -blam!-!
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Titans get probably the most badass armor in the game, I got a look at the level 10 set, Firebreak, and it looks like something you'd want to wear if you wished to throw yourself at enemies and impale them on your armor.
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As a fellow Titan I can confirm what this post says is true.
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I'll only polish your brute boots if you can catch me lolz run for mars and hide/snipe in all the caves
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4 RepliesLOL! Honey Badger! Now I'm picturing a Titan fight with Randall's voiceover: "This...is the Titan! He just got all kinds of shot at by Fallen. But Titan don't care; Titan don't give a shit!. Ewww...is he eating that Fallen?!"
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1 ReplyTEEN TITANS!!!!
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Edited by ThatGuyAlyx: 8/8/2014 7:45:09 PMI'll be a titan anyone wanna add? PSN: Silent_Ho0Sh0t on PS3
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1 ReplyAll out of bubblegum ??
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We've reached 777 comments. Yay!
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1 ReplyWOOO TITANS
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1 ReplyTitan fo lyfe
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5 RepliesNO......(GO DOWN MOIST FAPS
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4 RepliesThe ninja turtles were actually all titans
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5 RepliesMy child you are racist! I created every class equal!
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Guardians in destiny are like DC SUPERHEROS. Hunters = Green Arrow Warlocks = Dr. Fate Titans = MOTHER-blam!-ING SUPERMAN!!!!!!!
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TITAN TIL THE END!!!!
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1 Replynaw son. The Hunters are where the party happens http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67534322/0/0/1
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An abridged version Why you could be a Titan Because there are too many hunters.
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9 Repliestoo bad you have to throw your brute ass in the middle of shitstorms I can just throw my shitstorm into other shitstorms from a safe distance and carry on
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2 RepliesSay that to my nova bomb you Master Chief try hard!
