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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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5 RepliesA Hunter disguised as a Titan just passing through...me Titan....me Smash...oooohhhh shinny..... (Secretly changing all Titan's Testosterone for Estrogen pills)
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3 RepliesI feel stealing hulks smash saying works better than Titan fall sayings but it's my own preference
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5 RepliesWas hoping for attack on titan reference and was disappointed OP. Would you allow a Warlock to infiltrate your ranks?
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1 ReplyAnd I want you to fist (if havoc) yourself
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8 RepliesFoolish Titan. You can't even do homework. That's why the hunters are better. Homework's a breez That shit we been rubbin on yo shoes is just that: shit We get a clubhouse in the tower We get capes frabjous, Swag, Style Knives Fire (Basically illegal shit) We get better rivals(warlocks you cool nuff said) brains... Empty skulls are so mainstream Did I mention capes? Notable members include: Yip Man Hannibal Barca Blonde (Clint Eastwood) Jason Bourne Han Solo Indiana Jones Spider Man Every pirate ever. (Sorry, our list includes many more people. Their identities are protected by the hunter code) Warning: if you don't know who any of those people are find out in the next ten minutes YOU NOOBSCRUB!
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1 ReplyThis was soooooo great to read man lol.
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1 Reply[quote]Why you should be a Titan: Go around kneeing people in the face. Blind people with your nades. Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.) You're swole. You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots. Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional. You have a license to be badass. Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo. Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face" You apprenticed under Master Chief. Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed. Batman was in fact, a Titan. Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans. You are the Juggernaut...Bitch! In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends Titans own all your base Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, and the Halo 1 Pistol. [spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler] Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty. Also Hi Deej![/quote] I'm a warlock and I enjoyed this post by far the best I've seen you sir seem like you make a great Titan. Also I'm be biggest batman fan and I agree batman was also a Titan and he could do the raid on his own in 5 minutes.
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1 ReplyI'm a warlock and I laughed so hard reading this post. Good on you sir, much love haha
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4 RepliesTitan here, am I the only one who studied as a Titan? I mean I didn't bully at school nor did I hate anyone else. Sure I can punch you into dust but I also can have a down to earth nature. Not all titans are protein loving jocks. Hunters are clever in supporting us as we rush the front line and the warlock can give us the room we need to kick some ass. Breaking the army as Mow through the enemy....ahh good times....anyways, Master Chief would be ashamed to know that his Titans are losing their humanity in the process of defending their home planet!
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2 RepliesI'm glad that titans can have some appreciation finally:) and this is coming from a warlock
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1 ReplyWill be Titan and only a Titan for the duration of the franchise. Don't really have time to play the other classes.
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4 Replies[quote]Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.[/quote] good luck pulling that off when I'm shooting the very ground you walk on with a proximity void bomb that destroys everything in its radius and last time I checked, your pretty slow >:) not to mention that my firesinger class will make me a supersaiyan so -blam!- you!!!!!
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13 RepliesClean your boots? Not bloody likely.
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2 RepliesI've been with the Titans since day one! [spoiler]WHY THE -blam!- IS OPTIMUS PRIME NOT ON THE LIST OF NOTABLE TITANS!?!?!?!!?!!!?!? You have disgraced the very class we represent, soldier. Now press RB + LB/R2 + L2 and give me 20!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou aren't smart enough to even get your ghost to do the homework. Good luck. We will be fighting darkness while you struggle with adult school.
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1 Replyhttp://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67566790/0/0 You all Titans might get a kick out of the way I described them here.
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3 RepliesHunters:BATMAN(leader),any ninja ever,Spider-Man,bond,Darth Vader,Snake eyes,jun,Liam neison,tigra from thundercats,and anyone else who's stealthy and cool Titans:Superman(Leader),Wonder Woman,Hulk, Godzilla,terminator,YOUR MOM hehehe,rancor from Star Wars,lion-o from thundercats,HE-Man Warlock:Gandalf(LEADER),Green lantern,iron man,any wizard from skyrim lol,mum-ra from thunder cats,Zatana,Loki,and probably ever frikin player on wow
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1 Reply"Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty. Also Hi Deej!" Who is this Deej I keep seeing everywhere?
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3 RepliesEdited by COW GUY: 8/9/2014 12:30:54 PMI want you! To feel the flutter of my cloak flapping you in the face as I walk away! [spoiler]sorry about the level of gayness[/spoiler] [spoiler]#itsajokeplebs.[/spoiler]
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36 RepliesEdited by YetiDuder: 8/8/2014 5:45:56 AMOk. But. Notable Hunters: Darth Vader. V (from Vendetta) Ezio, Corvo, Clint Eastwood, Nathon Fillion, All of the Ghostbusters, but especially Bill Murray, Jason Borne, The Winter Soldier, Robin Hood, Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, the Predator, Hatori Hanzo, Jackie Chan, Zoidberg, Indiana Jones (Titans are that guy who swings the sword around and then gets shot), James Bond, The Shredder, Doc Holiday, and sorry, but we are keeping Batman ;). [spoiler] Also, [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz4qJ8vw2_c] this guy[/url] [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMore like before you use your fist of havoc I'll use my golden gun to shoot your before you even hit the ground done it alot of times plenty so much times to the titans
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6 RepliesThe Purple ball beats all All glory to the purple ball!
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Cpt.Price, Iron (Full metal jacket) and the two Klitschkos are titans,too.
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None can amount to the mighty Titan! (which is me!!!!)
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Woooo!
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4 RepliesPretty sure Master Chief is just an overdressed Hunter...
