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Edited by LegendOfWinter:
1/6/2015 1:30:48 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Titans!
Why you should be a Titan:
Go around kneeing people in the face.
Blind people with your nades.
Ground pound mother-blam!-er! (Recommend saying Titanfall quotes as well.)
You're swole.
You can always get a Hunter to clean your boots.
Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, optional.
You have a license to be badass.
Like an 80's action hero, you never seem to run out of ammo.
Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "Way of Fist on Face"
You apprenticed under Master Chief.
Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed.
Batman was in fact, a Titan.
Liam Neeson and Batman both went solo on Vault of Glass as Titans.
You are the Juggernaut...Bitch!
In Destiny Titan kills you, in Soviet Destiny Titan still kills you
Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends
Titans own all your base
Notable Titans: Liam Neeson, Sgt. Johnson (He would have been your daddy), Batman, Chris Hemsworth, Master Chief, Wolverine, Genghis Khan, All the Power Rangers, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger (Thanks auto-correct) The Great Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (maggots!), The Honey Badger, Mr Rodgers, Leonidas, The Hulk, DoomGuy, LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS!, All the Ninja Turtles, Amon Amarth, Wonder Woman, Sarah Palmer, Sif, She-Hulk, American Dream, Mel Gibson, Captain America, RoboCop, Wesley Snipes, The Guy Who Picks Things Up and Puts them Down, OPTIMUS PRIME, Iron Man, and the Halo 1 Pistol.
[spoiler]You just lost The Game[/spoiler]
Edit: Chuck Norris is his own class
Another edit: Superman has a cape and I'm sure he wouldn't be a Hunter. Same goes for Batty.
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1 ReplyNo! It's an elite club Stay as hunters and warlocks, leave us to be the only cool ones
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7 RepliesIt truly is sad that the titans must resort to advertisement to bolster their ranks. I would suspect the hunters to follow close behind, if not for their lone wolf ways. We warlocks need only those who willingly accept their bonds. If people wish to seek enlightenment, they will find us. If they are willing to take our oath, they will do so of their own accord. Ours is a path that not all may wish to follow, and we certainly do not need those with only half of a resolve. it will only get the poor fools consumed by their own light.
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I AM TITAN FOREVER HUNTERS CLEAN MY BOOTS WARLOCKS PLAY THE FLUTES KIDS GET MAD WHEN I KILL THEM 'CAUSE Im titan and titan am god.
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2 RepliesEdited by VespaKishin: 8/11/2014 11:57:00 PMMister Rogers is a Titan, no argument there. Edit: Mister Rogers was a Sniper in the Navy seals. So he could have been a Hunter
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Mr Rodgers? lmao
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Haha a this post is god. Also btw iron man is a titan
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I am Warlock for main Titan for second and the hunter is for my sister
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You forgot the whole Team America World Police!
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This is the greatest thing ever! Glad I chose to be a Titan in the beta and in the full game! :'D
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Love this Post... Everytime I read it, I instantly get a laugh! (i.e. Halo 1 pistol) lol lol
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2 RepliesEdited by MAGNIFICENT-7: 8/11/2014 11:59:32 PMI'd have to agree, Superman Would definitely be a Titan: he protects, defends, and smashes his enemies with his fists! And occasionally his heat vision, lol.
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8 RepliesI like to be a Warlock. Because their not total assholes and they strateghize... And by that I mean force pushing Fallen in the mouth and shoving my Purple Balls down other peoples mouth.
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12 RepliesSuck my holy dick titans suck hunters ftw stupid titans kill yourselves your useless in game and irl
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3 RepliesLol lol lol everytime I read this, I laugh! Lol Wesley Snipes is a titan!? Lol lol would a titan not pay his taxes? Lol lol And the Halo One pistol is a Titan as well!? Lol lol lol lol I think that's pretty correct lol.
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1 ReplyGuy who picks things up and puts them down. Lmao XD where have I heard that?
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1 ReplyWarlock it is! [i]Proud member of what will sit among Destiny's top clans, [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67123219/0/0] THE GRIMGUARD[/url] .[/i]
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2 RepliesI'm a hunter and I approve....
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1 Replylol the end of that post reminded me of this video
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4 RepliesI like being a titan
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1 ReplyJoin the Hunters! Our capes are all flow-y! [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/139310]Kobayashi Maru[/url]
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1 ReplyI want u to join the warlocks!
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1 Reply
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3 RepliesBe whatever and join my clan xD looking for fellow gamerz! (Dark Dwellers) #join #justcheckmeoutbra
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1 Reply[quote]the Halo 1 Pistol.[/quote] The ultimate titan.
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1 ReplyEdited by skelingtin: 8/9/2014 7:02:54 PMIt's good to see more titans on the field. As a warlock they are great for getting rid of the...."undesirables" no need to get ones robes dirty when you have mobile walls with fists.
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5 RepliesA Hunter disguised as a Titan just passing through...me Titan....me Smash...oooohhhh shinny..... (Secretly changing all Titan's Testosterone for Estrogen pills)
