This will end everything...
I will reveal the false prophet
The Purple Ball is a descendant of Sephiks Prime (from the Devils Lair). It's goal is to be sent to the Tower of Guardians in order to blind everyone with it's fun and false prophecy. YOU MUST NOT FALL FOR THIS EVIL.
The Soccer Ball is the true light! The Purple Ball is a DEVIL. Don't be fooled by false hope and promises from the Purple one, it will greatly be your downfall.
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We need to destroy this purple ball before it consumes every thing who's with me
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Nay Guardian, you have be consumed in the vapours of the darkness, your mind glamoured into false belief. Cast off these falsehoods and open your heart and mind to the truth that is the Holly Purple Ball. The Holly Purple Ball is love and light, come to us in the fellowship that is all encompassing and show your devotion in the church of the Purple Ball www.bungie.net/in/Clan/164985. Prepare with the brethren, gather your strength, take up your arms so that we may obliterate the evil that threatens us all. Blessed be The Holly Purple Ball!
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The purple ball is truly of darkness! Those who follow will be consumed by that of which they follow!
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-blam!- off with the endless unfunny purple ball crap
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Hear me nay sayers and false believers! The purple ball is the truth for it has come from the Traveler itself! And there is no further truth than that! The soccer ball is made by man therefore it's nothing more than toy for children. Hear me now Guardians, for the Purple Ball shall lead us from the Darkness and give us the true power of the mighty Traveler May all doubters believe in Traveler and the mighty Purple Ball!
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Is it September 9th yet? (Groans loudly) I sure as h**l wish it was :o/
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I AGREE STRONGLY CAPS
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Shows you how interesting & amazing the game is that all people talk about is 2 -blam!-ing balls rolling around
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Don't you mean The Desticle?
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Soccer Ball will Someday destroy the purple ball and peace will be restored *commence the purple ball lovers hate comments below*
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Edited by Ninjambie: 8/9/2014 12:47:21 AMThere's something missing here. Can anyone figure out what that is? [spoiler]*pulls up chair and popcorn*[/spoiler]
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All Hail The Purple Ball
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BLASPHEMY! YOU DEFILE THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY PURPLE BALL! BURN HIM! BURN HIM AT STAKE!!!! But purple ball still loves you. He will always love you. BUT I WILL NOT.
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SHUN THE NON BELIEVER! FELT BALL IS TRUTH! SOCCER BALL IS DEATH!
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The soccer ball is the true false prophet. It's trying to steal the name Futbol!
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Oops...
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Nay fellow Guardian you are in error, you have been brought low by the misguided pronunciations of the errant soccer ball, come back to the light and surround yourself in the community and grace that is the Holy Purple Ball. Blessed be the Holy Purple Ball!
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laughing at the soccer ball as i float high above it. #justpurpleballthings