How screwed are you?
I last touched a car so...goodbye world...
EDIT: Don't say Mouse, Keyboard, or Phone. These [b]don't count. [/b]
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Bump.
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Thank god it was a loaf of sourdough
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My pen no so bad
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My water bottle. Dang.
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My bank statement, that I can do !
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Lol just had bacon so im happy!
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Chicken sandwich
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my own dick
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Let's see, I have my iPod in one hand and my controller in the other. So... Yeah.
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Edited by nektnt13: 10/15/2014 11:18:12 PMA godamm trombone......
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My girlfriend's knee
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A slice of pie
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*pull hand off penis and touch dog* God damn it
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My backpack..
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I have to eat... My beard?
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A small water bottle? I think I'll live if the sharp parts don't stab the inside of my throat o.o
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Wait... Would that make me gay?
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A keyboard. I have more than one.
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My cat never liked him
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Peanut butter filled pretzels! I'm obviously fine with this.
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Tablet.
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a pillow
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My plunger... stupid slow draining water.
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I was eating a sandwich as I read this, so.....
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My bed??? ... Do I have to eat it in one sitting.