I have two
"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"
"And there was a huge whale and it was all like MWAAAAAAAA which made it super scary, and I think there was a shark, oh look there he is oh god!"
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I love how i just read sergeant johnson quotes in his voice
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Johnson (he was amazing) from halo 1 and battle block theater
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The latter is Battleblock Theater.
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I want to say the first one is sergeant Johnson from halo combat evolved
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Second one is Battleblock Theatre