Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Worship the almighty Ogrelord and you shall live eternally in the Great Swamp as a beautiful ogre. Pray every night to Donkey, the great prophet of Shrek. Adorn only the color green, for it is the color of love.
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sounds like Islam
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I am extremely disappointed of the results of this poll. I thought you guys were better than this... I thought you would see Shrek and his glory ;-;
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Nope!
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Kitchen 8
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Hipster high horse mother -blam!-er!
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Marty is our lord and savior.
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Of course not.
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The Traveler is our lord and savior
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May you rot in the putrid bowels of the "swamp" from which ye have come, ruin-er of childhoods.