So I was walking around a nearby forest today, wearing my favorite blue sweatshirt, when I saw some dude abusing the animals of the forest. So, like any good citizen, I chased after him. Then, out of nowhere, this dude in all red comes up and starts hitting me.
I yelled, "What the heck, man?!" But he didn't seem to hear me, so then I ran away from him.
Then, this other dude with a yellow shirt knocked the dude in red off of his feet, and the two started to duke it out.
I try to slip away and tend to my wounds, but the animal abuser guy comes along and hits me, and he keeps hitting me and I can't move. It was really frustrating too, since his hits were pretty weak.
Soon enough, the guy got tired and I started to pummel him. Then I saw the guy in red, chased by the dude in yellow, running towards me and the animal abuser. I rolled away as fast as I could before the red guy got to us, and the animal abuser got a total beating. I realized that was my chance.
I pulled out my Pyromancy flame and chucked a Chaos Fireball at them.
That was the best thing I've done in Dark Souls in a long time
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10/10 would be white shirt.