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As a child my family and I would go to a thing called Steamfest and we'd ride on the old trains.Good times.
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I sat on one and it ripped my nutz off... my life is changed
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Dem trains do.
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We need more trains. Necrobump.
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My cousin is out fighting trains, and what do I get? Guard duty.
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my butt never pooed the same way again
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You're waiting on a train. A train that will take you very far away. You can't be sure where it will take you, but it doesn't matter- because we'll be together.
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Hell yeah!
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There ya go
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I take the train all the time to see my girlfriend and her family. If it werent for the train our relationship would be none exsistant. We live together now but she spends time down where she lives for school.
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I first discovered my love for chicken Caesar salad on a train.
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I road it to that one place and yeah :B
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*gets hit by train*
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Trains actually have had a pretty big impact on my life. Since I live like right next to train tracks, I literally hear the train like everyday, and well, the train horn has made me pretty... uh, i dunno, prone to.. train... sounds... stuff. but seriously yeah, living next to a train for the past like 11 years have done things to my life which don't usually occur in someone who doesn't.. live next to a train... oh, and history lesson time. Way before I was born, the same train tracks, but on a different street, the train would pass by on a elevated hill, while there some houses sitting below. The train derailed, and smashed into some houses, a few people were killed. After that disaster, the city was all like "no more building houses here" and to this day, it's just all flat and barren... Honestly kinda... unsettling, to me, or somethin' like that. oh and also on that same street was my bus stop, 22 years after the disaster... kinda creepy, again, like i said...
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I think I know what your referencing. .-.
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I was hit by a train That's how it changed my life
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Ok I swear this is a legit story but when I was a kid, I got on the wrong train while we were vacationing in England I got on a train that would lead to France, the doors were about to close and my dad jammed his hand in and grabbed me. The doors wre kinda old and they locked on his hand really right but he didn't let me go. Some guy pressed the emergency thing and then I got off. Till this day I always look before I leap
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Edited by BioCharizard16: 8/3/2014 6:45:30 AMChoo choo mutha-blam!-a.
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One day when the sun was sunny and the clouds were cloudy I came. The end.
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6 RAR train smashed your mum one weekend at the barracks. And that is how I met your mother.
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When I was little I loved to play with Thomas the tank engine trains lol had every single one of them
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Edited by Atticus: 8/2/2014 10:26:42 PMI was only nine years old > I loved Thomas the Tank Engine so much, I owned all the episodes and merchandise > I pray to Thomas every night, thanking him for the life I have been given > "Thomas is love", I say, "Thomas is life" > My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Thomas > I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Thomas > I am so happy > He whispers into my ear, "This is my railway." > He grabs me with his powerful train wheels and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Thomas > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Thomas > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Thomas > He whistles a high pitched sound trough his train whistle as he fills my butt with his steam > My dad walks in > Thomas looks him deep in the eyes and says, "This train has no breaks." > Thomas leaves through my window Thomas is love, Thomas is life
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If it fits, it ships. And an elephant can only fit on a train.
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I got on It moved It stopped I got off I arrived
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F*** trains [spoiler]FORKLIFTS FTW[/spoiler]
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