"If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"
English
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"You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst"
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"Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!"
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"Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he."
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"I need to pee on her."
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"I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face."
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"Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else."
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"Kick her in the balls!"
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"I want to have his adopted babies."
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"We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"