"BUNGIE, WE PETITION FOR YOU TO
1) RELEASE THE GAME AND GIVE US EVERY POWERFUL & RARE ITEM RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME TO EARN THEM.
2) NERF ALL THE POWERS TO ALL THE CLASSES I DON'T USE, BECAUSE I'M TOO GOOD TO BE KILLED BY OTHER PLAYERS SO THEY MUST BE OP IF DO.
3) MAKE MATCHMAKING FOR RAIDS AND ENDGAME CONTENT BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS AND I'M TOO LAZY TO GO BUY A MIC.
I swear, people who make ridiculous petitions to -blam!- the -blam!- off. The game's not even out yet and post after post of demands all over the place. At least say what you really feel. Oh wait, I just did it for you. Carry on.
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I can't afford a mic tho. I did preorder the ghost edition tho so I'll have good guns.