Pokemon trade, though some if the ones I was scrolling by were extremely cringe worthy.

God no.

Dammit, I always leave conversations when I'm done.

Some things never change...

I was a hardass in 2009.

[quote]:-)[/quote] To Charlemagne Lol

[quote]Hey! I just wanted to say that you are awesome![/quote] Sent to GavinoFree.

My first pm was from Wednesday. I'll have to dig through first. Edit: found it [quote] Wednesday  Wednesday Jan 25 It was a Saturday night, a male friend of mine is staying at my house for the weekend as a get together, he is from out of town so me and my wife don't see him much each year. Anyways, all three of us a getting shitfaced. My wife is hammered as f­uck right now and she starts to flirt with our friend. She is clearly coming onto him but he's trying to respectful about it and pushes it aside each time. By now it's 2 am and we all agree it's time for bed, my wife hugs our friend and she follows me to our bedroom down the hall, our friend crashes on our couch in the living room. We hop in and bed, she didn't even bother taking off the makeup she had, and stuff talking dirty. I said humourlessly that it'd funny if she went and sucked our friend off. There was a brief pause and she got embarrassed. "Okay..." I literally froze, I couldn't believe she would do it. "Are you sure?" She asked. For some reason I said it was hot and totally worth it, then I told here to go out there topless. She slips out from the covers, topless, and quietly opens the bedroom door and slips out, the door was fully shut so I could still hear what was going to happen. I could hear some rustling of covers and I hear some giggling. "Do you like?" my wife said. A muffled "Uh..Yeah..." followed. The sound of a buckle coming off and his fly being unzipped. He groans a few times, she probably is stroking his dick right now. "Wow, aren't you big? Hehe." I heard the distinctive sounds of cock being sucked. I am rock hard, sitting upright in my bed. I heard my wife say "Do you want to see my pussy? Maybe it will help." "Oh yes." I hear the sound of panties coming off and they hit the bedroom door. "You can take a taste if you want..." Oh shit he's about to eat my wife out. My wife starts to moan softly. I'm trying my hardest not to cum right now. They start to make out, she sounds like shes jerking him off again by the sounds of it. "I want you inside of me." I could feel my insides freeze over, she doesn't have a condom, my heart is racing. The sound of repositioning could be heard and my wife releases short sharp moans as his bare cock went inside of her. I could hear him sucking on her nipples. I can't believe what the f­uck is going on. "Oh god..-blam!-..Mmmm." The pace picks up but they are still being quiet. The slapping of sound of his balls stops, she likely has her arm going under her leg and playing with his balls, I know this from experience. The pace picks up more. I hear my friend beginning to orgasm. "In my mouth, in my mouth." My wife says. I could hear my friend orgasm for what must have been about a minute. The tell tale sounds of the slurping sounds of cum is heard. I hear them kiss for a bit after than they exchange a quiet "Goodnight." The door creaks open, my wife comes back in the bedroom, completely nude. She shuts the door and turns to me giggling, I could see globs of cum on her lips, cheeks, in her hair, aswell as a few specks of cum on her chest illuminate from the bathroom nightlight. The makeup she had on was smudged a bit. But that was nothing though, it was obvious he had busted about 3/4ths of his load INSIDE of her as drips of cum were coming out her pussy. She looked shocked at first but quickly reminded me that she is on birth control. I can't stop thinking about how my wife's tight pussy is filled to the brim with my friends seed. My dick is about to explode, I push it into her in bed. She gives it several strokes at the top of the shaft but that was all I needed as my semen flew out my dick and flung across the room. She laughs and asks if I was okay with it. I said yes. She quickly passes out on my chest as I spend the rest of the night masturbating [/quote] Here it is. Anyways, Wednesday sent me this.

[quote]Disembodied Soul Nov 27 You have been banned from the public forums by Duardo. The ban message is reproduced below for your reference. Ban Expiration Date: 11.30.2012 10:02 PM Pacific Time A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76029501 Bungie does not condone discussion of suicide on the forums of Bungie.net. Life is precious, and Suicide is a serious issue to be handled by licensed professionals. Please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255). [/quote] Yep.

My first convo was with Barack

Yeah. I was asking a guy on here how to create Halo cosplay stuff.

[quote]Yeah, Bungie has been a fan of working with hidden doors or switches in the Marathon series. Sometimes it just takes another look at something and you can figure it out. The Marathon games are often times a lot "trickier" than the Halo series because with Halo they typically gave you a "NAV point" to follow. Not so much in Marathon. Well good luck with the rest of the series, it definitely is a good one. ~B.B.[/quote]

It was this 8==D

It was a message form DS from back in 2007ish. My first ban for participating and contributing to a "How does the Master Chief Poop?" thread.

Best damn day of my life.

[quote]I really don't think I can, unfortunately. Last time I did this though, it lasted 2 or 3 days.[/quote] I don't know the context to this... and its surprisingly uncringey Actually I don't think that's my very first PM... I think my first one was about my coup or something!

Lulz I has none

Trussing Door approved of me :3

From a guy called growls .