On this gobsmacking day, I do declare a change must occur. A change the will spread far through our world. Morganfreemanism. All current religions date back several hundred years spreading (some) outdated teachings. Morganfreemanism will be a new religion in which sprouts from the known living god today, Morgan Freeman. We must preach the wisdom and soothing sound of his voice to our children, which they will then preach to our children's children, who will in turn preach to our children's children's children. May generations to come be saved by his voice. We will march through the streets shouting Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman, in a Morgan Freeman like fashion. Morgan Freeman. We may look not the stars knowing that everyone of them has sprouted from a freckle upon his face.
You dare doubt my genius?! I shall remind you that many people who have walked the earth have either founded a religion and become worshiped as a god or a saint? Jesus, Sadartha Gautama (Buda (that's right I read occasionally)), and the Islam founder guy (sorry I forgot his name), and lots of saints so here's your proof this will work.
•this is cross compatible with all religions (including atheism)
•yes this relates to destiny because it is a f***ing awesome game and it is you destiny to become a Morganfreemanist.
•please don't get mad at me if I insulted your religion. This was not my intent. However, I seem to be able to insult people with my mere existence as I was previously atheist (before conversion to Morganfreemanism)
•if this takes off I will start a group in which we can Morgan Freeman together (yes as a verb
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anyone else read this in a morganfreeman voice? All hail the MorganFreeman.