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Edited by Tartan 118:
7/30/2014 3:02:29 PM
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Disliking marine biologist lifestyle is understandable
If someone goes hey I don't like marine biologists. They instantly get beat to death by groups of marine biologists and their supporters, but are they wrong. A lot of people see being a marine biologist as wrong because to some it just repulsives them. Which is understandable. I don't know about you but the thought of dissecting fish and cephalopods makes me cringe. So I could understand why they would dislike them being marine biologists. My second reason was gonna be gaming but that is invalid. Let's look at the #1 marine biologist hater. Halo. If all Cods are equal then doesn't that mean that you're just as bad as Cods because auto-aim and regenerating health. Of course just because you dislike the marine biologist lifestyle that gives you no right to treat them differently. Being a marine biologist is/isn't a choice. There are those who have hormonal imbalances in the brain and body which can cause someone to be a marine biologist. I suppose one could say they are free from judgment. But I don't understand how some choose to be a marine biologist. It boggles me. Could someone explain, preferably if you have personal experience.
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Edited by Banned n3rd: 10/21/2014 2:09:48 AM[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyMy sister wanted to be a marine biologist for awhile but it ended up just being a phase
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Dolphins are sexy
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You see, Maine biologists aren't like you and I, they are not like Bob and Sue, they are not like Tom and Harry, they are ancient holy roman deciphers of philosophical gods. If not for their in depth and stressful studies of the Megaladon, Sharktopus, Jellyfish, and cum guzzling semen demons, our world would be a dreadful plain of ash and balls. You must accept their superiority over any ogre, pony, and teenage mutant ninja turtle while kneeling down before a beautiful bubble gum statue of Quentin Tarantino bedazzled in lollipops and surrounded in a sea of rose peddles, hands crossed illerminaty style, bellowing the untold prophecy with a slight Adam West accent: 'Oh, Biologists, So, biologists, Much study, Many marine.' Once repeated 3 times, you will be blessed by the holy marine biology gods of their true knowledge, granting you answers to any question you've had in your entire life. Your life will have meaning again.
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I like this thread.
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WHO BUMPED ALL THESE?
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This kek is of the uppermost tier of kek.
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Beautiful parody
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2 RepliesEdited by TunnelSnakesRule: 8/3/2014 5:28:15 PMThat's my response
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1 ReplyI'll tell you why you have to feign approval of the marine biologist lifestyle. It's because they're slowly taking over our country as sea levels rise, and they try to turn our kids into marine biologists. I'm not saying this is right. I FOR ONE THINK WE SHOULD FIGHT MARINE BIOLOGISTS UNTIL THERE ARE NO MARINE BIOLOGISTS LEFT. AND I KNOW OTHERS FEEL THE SAME WAY But they're afraid to admit that they don't agree with the marine biologist lifestyle as they're caught up in a wave of promarine biologist sentiment. Stand up and fight with me! And Jacque Cousteau can smd
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1 ReplyThis is what I think of your post. I'm a Technician who does marine ecology. If I didn't understand the word "troll" I'd write a long diatribe explaining why you're an abysmally stupid person. But you're just trolling. So get on with it.
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2 RepliesMarine biology is for figs. Down with fish, you seaweed eating degenerates
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Edited by aBeheMoth: 7/31/2014 3:13:28 AMohh this made me smile. At least you're not an ecologist
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3 RepliesOf all the off topic threads I've ever seen this one is VERY off topic... Don't be offended, I calls 'em like I sees 'em, I'm a whale biologist
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Science, bitch
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I can't help you I am blue collar worker and in the military.
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1 ReplyEdited by Tartan 118: 7/30/2014 2:56:33 PMOh, look at that. I can't scroll down to #offtopic because the -blam!-ing dropdown box continues beyond the bottom of the browser window. Good job, Bungle. And fixed with the wiggle room allowed by a comment.
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Possibly the best post ever just sayin
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Edited by jbx: 7/30/2014 3:37:32 PMAll Bungie's fault. All of it. Thanks Bungie. If they reset character stats I'll have to get in a fight with a marine biologist. All because of this.
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I love all of your satirical and sarcastic posts!
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[quote]dude what[/quote]
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dude what
