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If someone goes hey I don't like newfomans. They instantly get beat to death by groups of newfomans and newfoman supporters, but are they wrong. A lot of people see being a newfoman as wrong because to some it just repulsives them. Which is understandable. I don't know about you but the thought of being a retarded 12 year old kinda makes me cringe. So I could understand why they would dislike them being a newfoman. My second reason was gonna be seniority but that is invalid. Let's look at the #1 newfoman hater. Oldfomans. If all shitposts are equal then doesn't that mean that you're just as bad as a newfoman because we all shitpost. Of course just because you dislike the newfoman lifestyle that gives you every right to treat them differently. Being newfoman is/isn't a choice. There are those who have hormonal imbalances in the brain and body which can cause someone to be a newfoman. I suppose one could say they are free from judgment. But I don't understand how some choose to be a newfoman. It boggles me. Could someone explain, preferably if you have personal experience.
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It's simple Fonology. You see, before the Newfoman matures into an Oldfoman the imitation and destructive lobes are swollen while the areas controlling continuity and cautiousness are still under developed. This leads to bad shitposting, which is unequal to the higher tier shitposting of a fully developed Foman, or Oldfoman as the accepted term.
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Edited by Seven: 9/1/2014 6:19:12 PMOldfomans are gross, and ugly, and have no life. [spoiler]hehe bait, I'm older than you[/spoiler]
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If I get hated for being a newfoman its fine because I understand why.
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Been here for 4 years and studied amd watched the forums for 3 I haven't gotten newfoman hate though I guess
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TL;DR
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I approve this thread.
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My account is only a year old and I was never treated like a newfoman. I've been dubbed an honorary Oldfoman by the foman powers. Quality and memorable posts are what sets the bar here. And probably a vagina helped a bit.
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Edited by carpet brain: 9/1/2014 11:55:45 PMThere's a big difference between New and Old Fomans (Fomen? Fomi?). One shitposts purposely, and the other is incapable of creating a quality post in the normal sense. [spoiler]That's not to say the Old Foman doesn't know when to stop shitposting though...[/spoiler]
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when did we start calling newfags "newfomans" i'm all for the implication that foman is a faggot, 'cause he is, but
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I never shitpost! I might post about farts....but I never shitpost.
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This is my alt
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Newfoman pride.
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I been here 2 weeks and im a hero
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I really don't like Newfomans because they all pick the same avatars. This is my fifth time seeing a warlock here to day. [spoiler]I wasn't in #Destiny[/spoiler]
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Damn, Im a newfoman.. I.. I.. Im so ashamed..
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This is great.
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[b][i]NECRO[/i][/b]-bump
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I liked the other parody more. You know the one with the marine biologist. This one makes no sense.
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Idk what I am but I'm an '09er...
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I'm from 11 :<
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My eyes the white!
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oh, lord, it's spreading.
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Oh hey, did anyone notice Bungie brought back how long ago a post was made over the silly broken time stamps?
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Shameless bump