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Edited by Rampant:
7/30/2014 12:27:25 PM
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My girlfriend is definitely not pregnant!
We had sex like 2 weeks ago. She's on birth control [i]and[/i] I used a condom. Right now she is supposed to be on her period and she's not. Wat do?
Edit 1: she just started her period.
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[quote]Congrats you didn't knock her up[/quote] This song is the first thing that came to mind.
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Edited by LordFarquaad690: 7/30/2014 3:36:50 PM
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3 RepliesPush her down the stairs, it's cheaper than abortion.
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Periods are kinda unpredictable. Mine can last up to 10 days and I never had a set cycle.
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Congrats you didn't knock her up
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Good for you man
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1 Replylol idiot
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I suggest yellow or green stuff until you find out what sex it will be. Then blue or pink, as appropriate.
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[quote]Wat do?[/quote]Once she's into her 8th week, strike her ovaries with a metal pole.
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2 RepliesMake sure she isnt just having a late period or sometimes birthcontroll depending on the type can make women skip periods. You really need to go to a doctor or planned parent hood and be sure
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Don't worry about it till u do the test
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2 RepliesBE THE FATHER TO YO BABY!
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1 ReplyYou love her right? Support her and care for her and the baby. If she's not pregnant, forget what I just said
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1 ReplyHappens all the time w stress or whatever. Sometimes they can b a week or two weeks or even miss that whole month. Been married 5 years.
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Get a hanger
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Edited by RomanGladiator7: 7/29/2014 7:31:58 PMThe best part of having your Xbox as your girlfriend is that it can't get pregnant. I love it.
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Well, hope you had a fun life. It's over now.
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1 ReplyShe lied about the pill and she poked a hole in your condom.
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Your baby is the one percent.
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1 ReplyIf she takes her pill on the regular and you used a findings it's next to impossible for her to be pregnant. My wife is days late sometimes and I never worry. She is in the pill and I dot use a condom and we have had 6 years of no scares. You guys will be fine
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4 RepliesMy girlfriend has irregular periods, due to her medication. Don't be worried, I wouldn't be surprised if birth control also messed with them.
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Edited by Fashion Lizard: 7/29/2014 8:23:03 PMHappens all the time. It's just an irregularity.
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1 ReplyWow. Well if she is pregnant, I'm not sure how the hell you pulled that off. I mean bc and a condom... The odds are pretty slim.
