Um? I grow a bad ass beard.
1) Bungie said customization would be limited in beta
2) Bungie said there was a massive amount of customization for your character.
There will be beards.
He wrote a massive wall of text for no reason.
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He wrote a massive wall of text to express his fondness for the source of all manliness and to give people something humerous to read. Paragraphs would help, but overall entertaining.