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*stops polishing my gun* It will be fine. You got something against us human's and our beards? You know what you machines are to us? A toy. We tinker with you. Program you. We can make you sweep the floors with your tower brethren. (luls at this roleplay shit)
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  • You will soon grovel before your new Machine-Gods. Your children's children will do the same. You mistakenly created perfection. Now you bear witness to its ascension as your master.

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  • We programmed you with life. We can just press that button on your back with the word OFF on it. we built you with an off button. And I do not grovel. *removes helmet to reveal magnificent beard* I am a man.

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  • [quote]removes helmet to reveal magnificent beard[/quote] I want a cut scene every time I enter the tower of this exact moment.

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  • I can see it now. You arrive and meet Speaker first time. "Ok, You act like jesus there, white robe. Let me .. *dramatic helmet removal to reveal a magnificent beard* I think I heard the juices of many women flood the Tower."

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  • This is great lol. But really give us beards like wtf is up with you bungie.

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