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7/28/2014 1:14:49 PM
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How the hell is my robot supposed to have a beard? No beards. In this version of the future all the hippies OD'd and died, and there's no use for lumber and therefore no lumberjacks. The beard is obsolete, an artifact lost along with the golden age.
Next you're gonna tell me its fine because the robot can have a bullet hole in his head.
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*stops polishing my gun* It will be fine. You got something against us human's and our beards? You know what you machines are to us? A toy. We tinker with you. Program you. We can make you sweep the floors with your tower brethren. (luls at this roleplay shit)
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You will soon grovel before your new Machine-Gods. Your children's children will do the same. You mistakenly created perfection. Now you bear witness to its ascension as your master.
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We programmed you with life. We can just press that button on your back with the word OFF on it. we built you with an off button. And I do not grovel. *removes helmet to reveal magnificent beard* I am a man.
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[quote]removes helmet to reveal magnificent beard[/quote] I want a cut scene every time I enter the tower of this exact moment.
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I can see it now. You arrive and meet Speaker first time. "Ok, You act like jesus there, white robe. Let me .. *dramatic helmet removal to reveal a magnificent beard* I think I heard the juices of many women flood the Tower."
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This is great lol. But really give us beards like wtf is up with you bungie.
