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Edited by PotatoPeeler91:
7/28/2014 8:07:35 AM
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Bungie, please add beards to Destiny.
Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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7 RepliesBeards? Sure. A lot more customization in general. Not just beards. There are a lot of people I've gotten to talk to that look at Destiny and wonder aloud at the lack of customization for the characters. More face shapes to depict more variation of the different races, for example, is one I've heard a lot of people hope for. I also hear a lot of want fo rmore hair styles, obviously people want to beards too, and more tattoo options. If we're adding in beards as an extra for males some extra option for females, as well, to balance things out. Piercings. One of the most common suggestions to deal with the face shape issue, is just to add Black Desert/Sims 4 style face sections that you can click and hold then move the mouse to mold the face (very neat technology, check out BDO or the Sims 4 to see what I mean). More skin colors in general. A pale skin tone and and a true ebony skin tone are really lacking for the Humans. More robotic pieces and accents for the Exo. I don't know what the Awoken need, but "more" is a general here. More face scars for males, ANY face scars for females and that "blind" eye option to be a selection all its own under the eye options that you can apply separately to either gender. More color options in every single category. A decal system not unlike All Points Bulletin would solve the tattoo option issue, and even the scar issue option. If you could apply it too armor as well, it would be great. For those not familiar APB lets you project different shapes and colors onto body/clothing/cars and mix match them to create complex designs and shapes that are then saved as a single decal. Then you can project it onto the skin or armor texture and shrink or enlarge it and move it around the body until you find a location to save it at.
