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7/28/2014 4:15:32 AM
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How do I put myself into a coma?
I played Destiny beta and loved it. I cannot wait until 9/9/14 to play it so I want to find a simple way to put myself into a comfy coma until midnight 9/8/14 where I can be free and play all the Destiny I want!
Suggestions welcome.
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1. Let a horse suckle on your chest region 2. Touch 3 blunt objects with your right earlobe 3. Have a lucid dream Step 4 may be a little difficult 4. Kill a calendar in your lucid dream If it's all done correctly, you should wake up the day before destiny comes out
