Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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[quote]You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear.[/quote] I LOL'ed so hard. :')
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I agree. I like playing characters in RPGs with a beard.
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If a Bungie employee had a Bear, I'm sure there would have been no Bungie no more by now XD
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Edited by Derpstiny: 7/28/2014 7:56:41 AMFacial customization options in Destiny SUCK.
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Beta. They didn't add all customization to it. Wasted your time writing that wall of text
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Jon Goff one of the writers has a massive beard. You gotta see it :D
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The dead orbit dude has one. I think he's the only one
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Omg yes. I concur good sir. Beards are a must.
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this game need waaaaaaaaaaay more customization than what beta had. i don't remember playing an rpg with such a shitty customization and never tried or heard of an mmo with ~10 pre sets and that's it, can't even tweak them... wtf
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The hipsters were the first up against the wall when the revolution came.
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I thought thee exact same thing. I guess if you spend 500 million on a game you don't think about beards!
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I agree
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AGREED! 100% I want my character to look like me or at the very least have a 5 o'clock shadow.
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beards... that would be awesome. wait. how about a whole facial hair package? ;D
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[quote]Why? ...You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. ... By having bears, there will be a more grizzled (audience)[/quote] Ha Ha bears... Replace all the beards with bears for a laugh. Seriously though, fix those typos, I might of missed some too. Sorry I just don't care much for beards, I have one in RL, proud of it, but I just don't care for it in-game.
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I would like a beard for my female titan, so no one knows she is a lesbian.
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If so I will become Wilfred warfstash
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I would love to have my gotee!
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jeezus dude your hilarious ! But I agree with everything you've said . Also you forgot Jack Sparrow . I'd like to see Jack Sparrow riding a sparrow .
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Edited by Evernote: 7/28/2014 7:36:36 AMYeah! Let's add beards and the next time we're on the moon in PvP take your helmet off to show me your beard! -.-
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Yah, they should have beards, but also options of goatees, sole patches, or side burns. Or even better, create your own style and not pre-set. The hair styles for the human were sad, my guy almost looked like Justin Bieber... If my character had to look like Bieber, I would have just stood out in the open and let the fallen just kill me, over, and over again. (~.^)
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As much as I want beards I dont wanna get my hopes up! Beards for life though!
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This is not something to take lightly, don't fear the beard. Get it done Bungie, there is time.
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Don't forget the mustache! The symbol of a mans masculinity the source of their power, without it you're like superman getting hit with kryptonite.
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Please add
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Need beards... Need them. The game will fail without them.