Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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I have a magnificent neck beard
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Face customization was something I was disappointed in. I was surprised by the small offering they made. UNTILL, I remembered that your face is covered by sweet looking helmets most of the time anyway. So I was quickly over it.
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Yes please!!!!
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Now [i]this[/i] is a thread! Beards is my number one request for Destiny. Sage shouldn't have allowed this.
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Yea, what is angry joe supposed to do?
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I really want an english style mustache with a goatee for my guardian!
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Edited by ARunninTurtle: 7/29/2014 12:38:30 AMI to wish for my guardian to have a beard. Signed
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I stopped reading after 2 sentences. But I agree. WE NEED BEARDS IN DESTINY. Unless... Unless our characters are little kids pumped with HGH so they are huge, but still have that baby face that doesn't let them grow facial hair. SOMEBODY GET THE EFFING MYTHBUSTERS UP IN THIS BEEEEOTCH!
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Signed! Beards rock. But only mine haha
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If there are no beards, doesn't that mean the darkness has already won? Give us beards. Save the world.
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Beards filter awesome-ness out of the air which is why everyone with a beard is a badass
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I second this act, bungie give us beards!
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Beards for president!
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PLEASSSEEE #signed
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My cleanly shaven nancy boy will kick your bearded manly ass in the crucible
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Beards!!!! I demand a beard on my human or awoken. No beards for the exo obviously lol but humans need beards. I have one in real life an on my avatar in Xbox live. So it disappoints me greatly that bungie won't give us the option of realistic beards in destiny. An in terms of wearing a helmet, that's not a problem if you look at the hair styles plenty of them are very long hair an they wear their helms fine lol. If we can have a pony tail then we can have a damn beard lol. Destiny is a 5 star game but without beards an few other things its a 4 star game. Fix it Bungie
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Agreed! My titan needs to look like the grizzled soldier that he is!
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Yeah, Bungie... what do you have against bears? I'm sure someone there has a bear. There's an itch I have and the only cure is more bears!
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My kickass awoken warlock could use a kickass magic space beard [spoiler]honestly, who wouldn't want a [i]magic space beard[/i][/spoiler]
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I.... I am okay with this.
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Edited by Jormanxer: 7/28/2014 9:04:16 PMEver try to put on a gas mask with a beard ? It tends to not work out very well if one plans to keep on breathing. I expect it would be much the same with a full head helmet, especially if it allows low, or no, atmosphere breathing. Ever notice the "fumes" rising from the biomass that the hive breeds in ? I expect that would be pretty toxic if we had to breath it. So yeah let those who want beards have them, just also give them the realism of death due to toxic gases, or lack of proper atmosphere in the appropriate places. I personally have nothing against beards, but am merely pointing out that there are viable reasons to have left them out of the game. Edit: I'd love a bear though.
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[quote]You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear.[/quote]
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I totally agree, specialy the humans need more beards and scars. What´s the point of playing a Hunter who is wandering through the woods or some ancient ruins, survived all kind of deadly situations and looks like a member of a 90´s Boyband.
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I agree that beards need to be in the full release, I played a human male in the Alpha and found that no matter what face structure, marks/scars, or hair style/colour he always looked very bland to me. I had wished, for the Beta, they would add beards, but I was saddened to see they did not get added :( I had to make an Exo for the Beta after trying human male again, not saying the Exo are lame, I like them but I always try to play a human in games with different races. I would also like to point out the one Awoken NPC in the hangar area...he has a beard, so they should be a viable addition to the full release. So, here I hope beards make their way into the full release. >:O
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I don't know whether you guys notices but I think that the guardians had a shave when we weren't looking
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And goatees.