Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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I love how my character looks. But only being able to see her in the tower is not enough:(
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Yes please! I want to look like a barbarian, not some boy.
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This is the best written thread ever. You, good sir, earned my vote for the Congress of Guardians
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I think hairstyles look to much anime. And the lack of beards makes it even worse. Add beards please. Or else i'll have to keep creating exo characters.
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"There must be one person in your employment that must have a bear." O__o best company ever? Or have the godless killing machines known as "bears" finally going to achieve world domination?? 😱
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Yea I noticed that it would be awesome to have facial hair implemented into the game.
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+1 for beards and bears
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One of the bungie lead employees has an epic beard. Just 3d and render that shit!!
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On first sight I was reading "bears" and went like - give this man a medal, totally agreed. Then I read it correctly, and now I am all like - give this man a medal, totally agreed. Conclusion: sometimes you do not even need to read correctly to give the right answer ;)
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Edited by MisterNoop: 7/28/2014 8:20:19 PMMy next female character.
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Beards! Beards, Bungie! How many times do we have to say it? We want beards! Give us facial hair!
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With a budget of over 500 million dollars I'd expect beard options xD
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Wait and see what happens on release they may have beards then, maybe they cut them from beta for tech reasons?
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How can someone write so much just about beards!?!!?
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Solution: Have Bungie and Activision make a partnership with Old Spice.
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maybe the darkness is one big beard and that's why he despises the travellers for their silky smooth surface.
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I mustache you a question, where are the beards!?
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I come on to find atleast 5 paragraphs on how we cant have facial hair in destiny. this is well done
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I can't believe its a thread about beards and not [i]one[/i] comment about Chuck Norris and his hidden fist. Sloppy!
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I have a feeling there were a lot of character creation options withheld from the beta.
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i support this message as well
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This is discrimination against the facially endowed!
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I support this message!
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Facial hair is a fantastic suggestion. I'll end up making a bunch of females or robots otherwise. I don't need to be fighting back the darkness with the members of One Direction, give me Grizzly Adams! He has beards and bears, win win.
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As a male, I feel really offended. I mean, woman has boobies and the right to become pregnant. What about beards? Really? Do you hate men Destiny?
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You said "bears" a few times but your argument still managed to make sense.