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Edited by Sleepers_Demon:
8/1/2014 5:09:30 AM
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Any tips to stop smoking?
Smoking a pack a day now. Tried to quit cold turkey and almost Hulk smashed the universe. Tried the e-cig thing and the same thing happened. What's the Flood have to say?
Day 1: Two cigs in five hours. Better than usual. It's been a good day thus far.
Day 1 part 2: Eliminated half a pack today. The cravings are strong in this one. Thanks for the support, Flood. I'll keep the updates coming.
Day 2: Work was a bitch, but only three thus far. When I finish the pack I got yesterday, I'm going to buy a pack after my second job and toss them out the window and laugh.
Shout out to [b]Duh Halo Guy[/b] for the idea.
Day 4 (?): Can't math tonight, but I'm down to 6 cigs each day for the past two days. I've been smoking half a cig at a time, then either tossing it at half, or snuffing it out for later. Tossing $7.50 out of the window wasn't fun, but I've been doing it for years now by buying these damned things.
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Well, you could no-life video games to replace smoking. If you keep your mind deep within the game, it might help you block out everything else. I don't know if it would work for the cigarette addiction, but..... idk.
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Stop smoking. The end.
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Ban smoking
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Just stop smoking bruh
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Hire a prostitute to follow you around and give you a blowjob when you don't smoke at times you would normally smoke. Alternatively you could hire someone to follow you around and punch your nuts when you do smoke. Good luck.
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1 ReplyActually, it took me getting my wisdom teeth out at 21 to quit smoking a pack a day. I was so afraid of getting dry sockets that I quit cold turkey. Also I was inebriated for three days on loratabs, so that helped with the withdrawl.
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Are you jackin' it?
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Eat a fruit or a vegetable everytime you want to have a cigarete.
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1 Reply-blam!- it smoke more?
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2 RepliesGet a piece of paper and roll it up. Suck or smoke on that. Worked for my grandmother. Alternatively do it with a $5 bill and if you go through the whole day without smoking, buy yourself a treat. Nothing beats psychological conditioning
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Very good.
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5 RepliesHere's what I do when I ever think about smoking. I imagine my lungs as air filters and the smoke is making my air filters look like the dust pans in dryers. Then I think about the damage it causes to your teeth and how yellow they will get. And when that fails I think about how my grandparents and how they got cancer and still continued to smoke and shorten their already shrunken life span they have. Point is what do you value more? Your health or your cigs? I don't smoke but I always use the people who do and have suffered from it to help remind me of what tobacco really does to your body. If I were you I would lock yourself in a friends house and have him watch you for a while and make sure you don't smoke.
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5 RepliesMake a new rule, every time you smoke one, you have to jerk it off with your hand, like a tiny penis. You'll either become gay, or stop smoking quick.
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1 ReplySmoke crack instead.
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9 RepliesChange your habits.
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3 Replies[quote]Eliminated half a pack today.[/quote] Pretty good progress for just starting out. Keep it up. [quote]The cravings are strong in this one.[/quote] Which do you crave more? A cigarette, or keeping your legs? [quote]I'll keep the updates coming.[/quote] I love a good inspirational tale. Want a movie deal?
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E-cig with high amounts of nicotine. Worked for my friend who was a pack-a-day smoker for multiple years.
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3 RepliesWhen you have to smoke search up pics of fat naked old ladies and associate the memories
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3 RepliesHmmm. First, figure out what stimulates you to smoke. Is it by how you hold the cigarette, the taste, when you puff the smoke out? Once you figure out what is the causation to smoke, be creative on how to counter it. Just some ideas.
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1 Reply1. Every time you have the urge to smoke, think about what it does to your lungs and body. Think about how your kids would react if they found out you had lung cancer at 60. 2. Start putting a lot of money into a retirement plan. This way you'll only have enough money to pay bills and eat, so you won't have money to buy cigarettes.
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Edited by MANGO: 7/28/2014 2:28:11 AMPick up your pack of cigs and light it on fire. Don't buy more. You also could try an e-cig?
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Don't start smoking.
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Dont buy any more and trash the ones you have
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1 Replyfap every time you feel like smoking. yes you will be drained, yes indeed.
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3 RepliesStab yourself
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Eat chex mix instead of smoking thats what i did
