1.)When you actually try xbox.com - Eli
2.)When you click this link:
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GEClzTQ1DYs/T6f2IIdbg9I/AAAAAAAAAJM/cjQC_gjleLk/s1600/Meat58.jpg]JOHN[/url] [url=http://graphichive.net/uploaded/fordesigner/1313112542.jpg]CENA[/url] - path1k
3.) When you don't know what the Flood is - QuirkyNate
4.) When you come to the Offtopic forums for advice - QuirkyNate
5.) When you don't know what a newfoman is - TehHaloz
6.) When you try to beat Oh GodLike One in an argument - path1k
7.) When you make threads in the wrong forum even though there's a self explanatory dedicated hashtag for each forum - Rahzaelon
8.)When you think Deej is some all powerful forum god/Bungie employee that can do anything - Rahzaelon
9.)If your butthole isn't gaping from Shrek (._.) - Mr Kay
10.)If u cantz reed duh bungee balz - Mr Kay
11.) [Sorry, but you need Destiny Premium in order to view this post. If you wish to receive Destiny Premium, please bend over with your credit or debit card clenched firmly between your buttocks and you will be charged accordingly. Terms and conditions apply.] - CrunchyWolf
12.) When you ask what coup is - A Wild Scrafty
13.) If you think Bungieball is a sport - Mr Kay
14.) When you don't know DeclinedA1 - DeclinedA1
15.) When you don't blame Stosh - QuirkyNate
16.) When you fall for one of vied or his partner links - XSEAN
17.) When you ask, what class you gon pleh - bastage
18.) When you don't know who Lenny is - Noble 6
19.) When someone says John Cena, you think of the wrestler - Boomdeyadah
20.) When you don't know who lonepaul or camnator are - Elbow Macaroni
21.) When you ask what porch day is - bastage
22.) when you've never played halo - Mojo1965
23.) When you have not seen the thread full of gold on the old forum.
http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76762517 -risay_117
24.) You don't know the Toast/Envelope process - BioSmiley
25.) The Cheerios thing - BioSmiley
26.) When you've never been to one of Biosmiley's party thread - I'm not Morgan
27.) When You don't know who Bob the Brute or Jack the Jackal are -DinoRob
28.) When you think shitposting involves posting pictures of poop - RickytheKiwi
29.) You still have the default avatar - bastage
30.) When you take a religion post seriously - ShortBusGangster
31.) When you don't know how to blank post - RickytheKiwi
32.)When you take Noel Kannagi seriously. All he does is post bait, if you haven't figured it out yet you're a little slow - Emmamas
33.) When you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - IngloriousWho98
34.) When you don't know who Dustin is - Swampert
35.) If you take long face seriously - MarcusWK
36.) When you receive a blow from Officer Nasty's 10' pulsating Nightstick - Pregnant Yoda
37.) When you don't understand why one of the avatars is a fish and another is a severed dog's head - DemonicChronic
38.) When you think this website actually bad sane people - Sir Apple
39.) When you haven't tipped your fedora - Lefty hefty
40.) When you think you are master chief - DanteShadowGearW
41.) When you dont know banned[insert name] is an alt - CAR105 3
42.) When you find out Recon is a Ninja - XSEAN
43.) When you don't know what T4R means - XSEAN
44.) When you don't check your link before you click it - XSEAN
45.) When you don't know that you can change your choice in a poll - ExtremistFlyer7
46.) When you weren't suspecting a Rick Roll - BannedZonda
47.) When you don't know what a furry or a brony is - XSEAN
48.) When you think Halp, ming and floof are spelling mistakes - Cultmeister
49.) When you don't know what Nutella will lead you to - Buckysaurus
50.) When you don't know who Charlie is - BannedPointblank
51.) When you say "What's a camnator?" - GrayTeamsFate
52.) When your user name has xX or 420 or legit ot pro or snipes or all of the above xXlegitxproxsnipesx420Xx - Eli
53.) When no one makes a Bungieball about you - BannedZonda
54.) When you think this website has good layout - Winy
55.) When you don't know what TLDR means - Pheonix
56.) When you don't know what Mustard Chef is - Sir Apple
57.) When you never tried Xbox.com - Boomdeyadah
58.) When you think Futer is a typo - NaLo
59.) When you haven't read any Flood fanfictions - carpet brain
60.) When you think the Flood should be called the Hive - carpet brain
61.)When you forget to add punctuation to any of your sentences - carpet brain
62.) When you fall for Secondclass membership posts - BannedZonda
63.) If you don't know how to get the Blue Flames - Space Cat
64.) When you don't know who Captain K-Mart is and you don't know what Zanzibar is - Otis B Driftwood
65.) When you don't use 'put that mirror down' as a comeback - Jphn 33
66.) When you haven't told someone they've gone incoherent - Jphn 33
67.) When you can't git gud because you're a scrub - GetGoodScrub
68.) When you don't remember the clockman thing from b.old - Mozz96
69.) When you don't know what ifarted69 is - Eli
70.) When you don't know who Wednesday is - Keeker
71.) When you think number 1 and number 57 on this list dont collaborate - Sir Apple
72.) When you don't know what being Mythic means - TwistedDippy
73.) When you havent read the Floodfiction with Camnator and Officer Nasty - Sir Apple
74.) Not Knowing what green text is - DE4THINC4RN4TE
75.) When you don't know what the Navbar is - QuirkyNate
76.)When you don't know who yorkie is - QuirkyNate
77.) When you walk past a box of Cheerios without getting a hard-on - Cultmeister
78.) When you don't know what a pegboy is - Chobo 66
79.) When you reply to this thread saying you aren't a newb - thump35
80.) When people don't know what "I can haz reconz?" is - thump35
81.) When you try to help the depressed users - Sir Apple
82.) When you don't know who Shishka is - Sarge
83.) When[b][/b] you don't know how to use [i][/i]these things - Tetragon
84.) When you ask what Sapphire is - The Traveler
85.) When you're not aware of Wildfyre's furry obsession - The Traveler
86.) You don't accept ReconNumber54 as your lord and savior - The Traveler
87.) When you don't call bait on even a remotely controversial thread - BannedZonda
88.) When you don't call it #Destiny - Boom1616
89.)If referencing an overused meme is your idea of a good joke - Scarecrow
90.)When you correct someone who said "dumd" - Scarecrow
91.)When you don't know -blam!- is automatic - WrittenInBlood
92.) When you don't have at least one alt - WrittenInBlood
93.)When you haven't told someone to stick it in her pooper - WrittenInBlood
94.)When you werent here for b.old - Sir Apple
95.)If you are only here for Destiny - Sir Apple
96.) When you have the *sips_____* at the end of everything - Sir Apple
97.)Not REMEMBERING ELK - Mega Blaziken
98.)When you don't know Exploding Piglet's flood fanfics - Mega Blaziken
99.) When you don't know why the default avatar is a monkey in a Top Hat - Fedge
100.) When you read all of the advice given to you on this list..... - Nightshine
101.) When your butthole isn't gaping from Marty (._.) - Luis
102.) When you don't know why the default avatar is a gorilla with a top hat - Fedge
103.) When you haven't witnessed a carpet ban of an entire thread. - Hia7us
104.) When you don't know who Disembodied Soul is or had a conversation with it. - Hia7us
105.) When you don't know who Shiska is. -Hia7us
106.) You don't know who started blame Stosh. - Hia7us
107.) You think the webmaster is a man. - Hia7us
108.) You don't know what a mythic is. - Hia7us
109.) You try to classify offtopic posters as "offtopites." - CK97
110.) When you ask how to get "Ninja" beneath your name - Kiwi
111.) When you don't remember the Halo 3 Easter eggs. - Kiwi
112.) When you actually aim with a BR. - Kiwi
113.) When you ask what a Desticle is. - TheDesertRanger
114.) When u don't why -blam!- is everywhere - ProGamingTurtle
115.) When you comment on an old thread - smallfryz22
We have officially finished the 100 Rule party, and I hope you guys have enjoyed this thread.
EDIT: I was going over this and thought, why the hell not? I had so many people PM me ideas that didn't make it. Soo 200 it is!
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Bump?
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When you check you profile page, and it's not even a year old :(
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If you're Masshole, because more than 80% of this list applies to me.
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Do we have the holy Porch yet?
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When you fall for Daz's obvious bait.
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When you don't know who Otthild is.
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[quote]25.) The Cheerios thing - BioSmiley[/quote] Ayy lmao
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Edited by Mr Kay: 10/6/2014 3:25:41 AMSuper idea, give this thread a tour around every forum on b.net. Have it in each one for a day or so then move on to the next one
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When you don't know what a Desticle is. When you start a vote thread in non-poll format.
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When you don't know anyone here
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Bayum
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When you know who WyldFlyer is When you know what coup is When you know what the (Get Sniped reference comes from)
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When you think the Sniper Gun shoots too far.
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Holy Shiver Me Timbers
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When you comment on an old topic
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When you don't know why the default avatar is a gorilla with a top hat.
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When u don't why -blam!- is everywhere
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When you dont understand the power of having your shadows making the deadly
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When you have to ask what a Desticle is
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When you ask how to get "Ninja" beneath your name. When you don't remember the Halo 3 Easter eggs. When you actually aim with a BR.
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Edited by CK97: 8/13/2014 2:22:06 AMYou try to classify offtopic posters as "offtopites."
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Edited by StiviX: 8/13/2014 5:21:26 AMWhen you haven't witnessed a carpet ban of an entire thread. When you don't know who Disembodied Soul is or had a conversation with it. When you don't know who Shishka is. You don't know who started blame Stosh. You think the webmaster is a man. You don't know what a mythic is.
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[quote]9.)If your butthole isn't gaping from Marty (._.)-Luis [/quote] Fixed.
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Edited by Rocketman287: 8/8/2014 1:43:56 AMHappy to say I'm not a newbie :) I miss Bungie.old
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Lmao go number 11
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Or you may just not spend as much time on this site as everyone else.