You have already lost. Badassery can not be learned. It can not be taught either. It is a gift that people are born with. Sometimes though, the Elect are elected by the Gods to have this magnipotent power. They will then become instruments of badassery and move throughout any realm they choose doing anything that pleases them. I have served under many people with this power. One of these included was Will. Will Ted Kauck. A name of great power in some realms. In this one, it is a little less well known but potent all the same. I will tell you a story about Mister Kauck if you would like.