Get 'er done.
Disclaimer: Try to stray away from well know Halo/Destiny quotes. They've already been done before, I can guarantee it.
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"My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"