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7/15/2014 6:06:24 AM
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I'd like to add to the menu, an all-time favourite drink of mine: "The D.K.G."
Ingredients:
-6 drops of radiated water
-Blood of a part-Jewish child (not fully Jewish, and preferably female)
-Bad whisky
-2 drops of green food colouring
-1 generic lego figurine
This is usually served in a silver canister, which will be shaken, opened, and consumed to the customers delight.
I'll take three!
English
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You are [i]not[/i] using my cousin... But.. *hefts donated blood canister* We have [i]waaaay[/i] to much stuff back here so *Makes drink* You're in luck
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Thanks man! I don'f know why, but most bartenders give me a funny look when I ask for this drink.
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It's the half-Jewish blood part, makes people uncomfortable ya know? Hope you enjoy your drink sir, the blood can be [i]difficult[/i], so being able to make that drink is quite rare...
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Thank you again. This is a high quality bar, I've never had such an amazing generic lego man.
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Why don't you go for a more exquisite figurine?
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They cost a little more, but the main reason is, I would spend to much time playing with it, and not enough time enjoying my drink.
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Well I can see that, I mean you're [i]not supposed[/i] to play with it but come on why not
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It's a tough decision, but I can't play with legos and hit on aliens in the bar.
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*looks around* For the most part there are only humans here
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The few aliens here are worth it.
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Eh, I guess you have a point, would you like anything else?
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Just a refill once I'm done my first three.
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I'll have them ready to go
