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We stop serving food at 8:00
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What time if place is this? MY WENCH CAN DO BETTER! *flips bar* WENCH! GET ME A SANDWICH!
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I can give you weed brownies?
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Weed brownies, sandwiches. Same thing.
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*hands weed brownie*
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*eats full brownie* I'm not feeling anything. Give me more.
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*hands another weed brownie*
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*Walks over*hey professor do you know what happened to all the rat poison I could have sworn that it was right next to your weed....
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Oh shit....
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*looks over at novice* prof exactly how many of those brownies did you give him?
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Umm three so far, we might wanna get a doctor over here....
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*pokes novice* errr right, perhaps we should consider a mortician....
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Pfffft, mortician portician. I'm the strongest guy you know.
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Dammit that's the fifth time this week. Yeah, call him up.
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*go's to call the undertaker*
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Just put him over there by the trash for now.
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*drags novice's body out of the bar* sorry bud, should've watched what you ate....*throws body in trash*
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*eats the next brownie* Yeah man, I need more.
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*hands another weed brownie*
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*eats brownie* Man, it's catching up to me guise. I'm not feeling good.
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Look its going to be fine, there definitely wasn't any rat poison in those brownies....
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Well duh, these are weed brownies. *throws up*
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Common stoner mistake: eating more weed brownies once munchies start.
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It's funny because a friend of mine was so high when he got the munchies he ate like 2 more... Heh that wasn't a fun night for him