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7/15/2014 3:56:53 AM
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[quote]New Drink:
"The JOHN CENA"
1. Absinthe
2. 2 roofies
3. Cum
New Drink:
"The Achronos"
1. Vodka
2. Blood of a desticle
3. Tears of a banned Floodian
4. Sweat of a master ninja
New Drink:
"The Camnator"
1. Kahluha
2. Nugtella
3. An extra shot of THC juice
4. Booty juice
5. Blood of a jackboot cop
[/quote]
New drinks so far, ORDER THEM BITCHES
English
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Are you sure your kidney could survive that? I mean I'll make it anyway, but I'm sure as hell not responsible for the outcome...
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They are my inventions, THEY CAN'T DESTROY ME
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*Serves one of each* Well I'll be damned, you must not have any organs to dissolve...
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I hurt.... I need.. uh.. eh... Doctor C..ca..call bobcast
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GOD DAMMIT I SPOKE TO SOON! *calls bobcast* [aside] [i]Bobcast we got an idiot down at the bar who's about to die so could you please hurry down? What? Shit, I'll do my best![/i] Alright lay in the counter and drink this *hands blue vile* Trust me it might just save you
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*cue Mario power up music* *body increases in size x10* Ummm I feel better but I think there's a slight side effect...
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Whoops... Well this should help... A bit *hands purple vile*
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*penis grows out of forehead* Okay this isn't funny anymore...
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To be honest I have no idea what these are, nor what they do... But this one, I know *jingles black vile* Makes the dead living So here *hands green vile* Good luck?
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This seems fine. Finally *shits pants* Ah -blam!- it, this isn't too much different from my normal life.
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FINNALY! But here *Lays vodka with pink swirls* It's Imodium for you poo problem
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Thanks
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Sorry about the whole penis face thing... *hands slip* It's a voucher for some free drinks... I feel like I owe you, plus I don't need bobcast... He can be scary
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Thanks man, turn down for what
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The john cena needs to happen, I'm still laughing
