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Edited by n0 f4t ch1cks:
7/15/2014 3:32:30 AM
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You are abducted by aliens
That speak fluent English, breath oxygen and seem non hostile towards you, they want you to become the first human that steps foot on their home planet. But if you do go, they make you colonize other planets for them. Probably Earth. Do you go?
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All I need is Netflix, access to the internet, a ps4, and a lot of tissues.
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Edited by Vien 'Quitonm: 7/15/2014 5:21:11 AMWait... what? I must be the abductor.
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That depends. Are they gonna probe me?
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I would be tripping if I said yes
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1 ReplyDo they look like Asari or ET?
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If they are civilized and have no hostile intentions towards the people of earth, why not. Maybe they'd get our leaders to stop waging war on each other.
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Sure. -blam!-ing yolo
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It's for the best, knowing how corrupt most governments on earth are.....
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4 Repliesdepends are they hot? and can i colonize in anyway i want?
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I see spirits
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Screw colonizing the Earth; give me a small fleet and I'll subjugate the damn place. I would love up become an intergalactic general.
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What's in it for the abductee? Pootang? There better be pootang at some point...
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Fuçk her right in the pussy!
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Hell yes
